英語笑話輕松學帶翻譯
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英語笑話輕松學1：
Driving our family to a new restaurant，I took several wrong turns. When I finally found the right road, I asked my husband，"Why didn't you tell me I was lost?"
我開車帶著全家去一個新開業(yè)的餐館。路上我拐錯了好幾個彎兒。最后，我終于找到了路。這時我問丈夫，“剛才你為什么不告訴我迷路了?"
"I thought you knew where you were going，“he replied.“You always know where you're going when I'm driving.”
“我以為你知道該往哪兒開呢!”他回答道:“因為平時我開車付，你在旁邊總說你知道該怎樣走。”
英語笑話輕松學2：
After 20 years as a pilot，I became an airport manager and soon found the stress was getting to me. I needed a release and wanted to buy a motorcycle，but my family thought it was too dangerous. My wife said，”Why don't you start flying again?"
開了20多年的飛機后，我被提升為機場經(jīng)理。但不久我就感到了這項工作的壓力。為了放松一下，我想買輛摩托車騎?？杉依锶苏f那太危險。我妻子還說:“你為什么不繼續(xù)去開飛機?”
The next day，as I showed a businessman around the airport，he looked longingly at the planes. "I used to take flying lessons，but my wife made me quit," he lamented."She said it was dangerous.”
第二天，我陪同一個商人參觀機場，他緊緊地盯著那些飛機說:“我曾上過飛機課，但我妻子卻讓我放棄它。”那商人憤憤地說:“她說那太危險。”
"Tell her you want to get a motorcycle，"I advised. My new-found friend now has his pilot's license.
“那你就跟她說你想開摩托車。”我建議他?，F(xiàn)在，我這位新結(jié)識的朋友已取得了飛機駕駛執(zhí)照。
英語笑話輕松學3：
While vacationing in the Hawaiian Islands, I visited the World War II memorial atop the sunken U. S. battleship Arizona，a monument to those who died in the attack on Pearl Harbor. On board, I slipped on a stair-way and injured my thumb.
在夏威夷島度假時，我參觀了二戰(zhàn)紀念館。這個館建在戰(zhàn)爭中被打沉的美軍戰(zhàn)艦Arizona號上，以紀念那些在珍珠港戰(zhàn)斗中死亡的將士們。參觀完上岸時，我在臺階上滑了一跤，把拇指劃破了。
Back home，with the thumb still not healing properly，I called my doctor for an appointment. When I was asked the nature of my illness，I thought I' d give the background and began,"I was injured at Pearl Harbor..."
回到家后，我的拇指仍然沒有愈合。于是，我預約了大夫。去看大夫時，我需要說清受傷的原因。我覺得要想把話說清楚必須要從頭講起，于是我這樣開了頭:“在珍珠港，我
受了傷……，，
" Well，”the nurse interrupted.“It took you long enough to report it !"
“噢，”護士打斷了我的話說，“怎氣過了這么多年，你才把它說出來?”
英語笑話輕松學4：
After friends of mine landed at busy Newark Airport，they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation，the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.
我的幾個朋友到達紐約機場時，好一陣子的工夫都沒能找到人搬運行李。正在絕望之際，我丈夫掏出了一張五美元的紙幣在空中向人群揮動。
In an instant，a skycap was at his side. "Sir,"observed the porter,”you certainly have excellent communciation skills."
很快，一個高個子來到了他的身邊，“先生，”那搬運工說:“您傳遞信息的水平太高了。”
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