英語笑話大全——爆笑三則帶翻譯

　　我不喜歡她

　　Bob goes to a new school.

　　鮑勃的去了所新學(xué)校。

　　One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” hismother asks.

　　一天， 他回到家，他媽媽問他：“你喜歡你的新老師嗎?”

　　“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”

　　“不，我不喜歡她，媽媽。因?yàn)樗日f3加3等于6，然后她又說2加4等于6.”

　　醉酒

　　One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.

　　一天，父親與小兒子一塊兒回家。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。

　　Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?"

　　他向父親發(fā)問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?”

　　"Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

　　“唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了。”

　　"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

　　“可是，爸爸，”孩子說，“那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀!”

　　明天早上數(shù)

　　It's a night. John is looking at the sky.

　　這是一個(gè)晚上。約翰抬頭看著天空。

　　Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”

　　湯姆是約翰的弟弟。他問約翰：“你在干什么?”

　　John says, “I’m counting stars.”

　　約翰說：“我在數(shù)星星。”

　　Tom laughs and says, “It’s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”

　　湯姆笑著說：“現(xiàn)在天空太黑了。你為什么不等到明天早上再數(shù)呢?”