少兒英語(yǔ)幽默小故事精選

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少兒英語(yǔ)幽默小故事精選

　　“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。笑話使人們?cè)诳贪宓纳钪懈械揭唤z快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調(diào)劑作用。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)少兒英語(yǔ)幽默小故事精選，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　少兒英語(yǔ)幽默小故事精選1：

　　It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot.

　　Josie is bored with school. She prefers to be at the beach with the tide.

　　She cannot sit in her seat. She cannot stop talking.

　　While the teacher writes on the board, Josie gets up and talks to one of her intimate friends. The teacher, Mr. Rolla, hears the noise and says. "Josie, sit down and be quiet." Josie sits down. Mr. Rolla continues with the lessons. Josie gets up and talks to another friend. "Sit down and be quiet. " Says Mr. Rolla. He is very annoyed with her. Josie continues talking.

　　"O.K." Mr. Rolla gets furious. "If you want to talk. Then come to the front of the classroom and be the teacher."

　　"All right, " agrees Josie. She comes to the front of the classroom and says, "Quiet, everyone. I am a new teacher, and I say class dismissed."

　　六月，太陽(yáng)高掛天空，天氣非常炎熱。

　　朱絲對(duì)上課很厭煩，她更想在海灘觀看潮起潮落。

　　她在座位上坐不住，不停地講話。

　　當(dāng)老師在黑板上寫字時(shí)，朱絲站起來(lái)和一個(gè)朋友說(shuō)話，瑞拉老師聽(tīng)到了，就說(shuō)：“朱絲，坐下，安靜點(diǎn)。”朱絲坐下來(lái)，老師繼續(xù)講課，朱絲又站起來(lái)和另一個(gè)朋友說(shuō)話。“坐下，安靜點(diǎn)。”可是朱絲又站起來(lái)說(shuō)話，他生氣了。

　　“如果你想說(shuō)話，到教師前面來(lái)說(shuō)話吧，你當(dāng)老師吧。”老師憤怒地說(shuō)。

　　“好的，”朱絲說(shuō)。她走到教室前說(shuō)：“安靜點(diǎn)，同學(xué)們，我是新老師，現(xiàn)在下課。”

　　少兒英語(yǔ)幽默小故事精選2：

　　Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.

　　When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student. His father got angry and said, I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

　　The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. Yes, he said proudly, I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

　　彼得是個(gè)聰明的孩子。在學(xué)校的第一天，他學(xué)了三個(gè)詞：我，你，她。老師教他如何用這三個(gè)詞造句子。老師說(shuō)：我，我是你的老師;(然后指著一個(gè)女孩)她，她是你的同學(xué);你，你是我的學(xué)生。

　　彼得回到家里，爸爸問(wèn)他學(xué)了什么。彼得馬上說(shuō)：我，我是你的老師;(然后指著他的媽媽)她，她是你的同學(xué);你，你是我的學(xué)生。他的爸爸聽(tīng)了非常生氣，說(shuō)：我，我是你的爸爸;(然后指著他的妻子)她，她是你的媽媽;你，你是我的兒子。

　　第二天，老師問(wèn)彼得是否用心學(xué)那三個(gè)詞了。是的，彼得自豪地說(shuō)，我，我是你的爸爸;(然后指著一個(gè)女孩)她，她是你的媽媽;你，你是我的兒子。

　　少兒英語(yǔ)幽默小故事精選3：

　　"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

　　"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

　　"But has he finished his own cake?"

　　"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

　　"湯姆，你弟弟怎么了?" 媽媽在廚房里問(wèn)。"他在哭。"

　　"沒(méi)事兒，媽媽，" 湯姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因?yàn)槲也唤o他吃。"

　　"他已經(jīng)吃完自己的了么?"

　　"是的。" "我?guī)退酝陼r(shí)，他也哭了。"