少兒英語幽默小故事
“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調(diào)劑作用。下面學習啦小編為大家?guī)砩賰河⒄Z幽默小故事，歡迎大家閱讀!
少兒英語幽默小故事：他一定是在吹牛
A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.
"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!"
"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"
"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"
一個人在吹牛，說他們國家得事情是多么不可思議。最后，他開始講他的國家的建筑物有多么高。
“有一個樓房特別高，我的朋友亞歷克斯用了72小時才從它上面跌下來!”
“哦，我的天啊!”他的朋友說。“當然他一定死了!”
“當然。他沒有食物和水達3天之久!”
少兒英語幽默小故事：原來如此
Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he wasalready very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and peoplepaid a lot of money for them. They said, "This boy's going to be famous when he's little older, and then we're going to sell these pictures for a lot more money."
Jimmy's pictures were different from other people's because he never painted on all of the paper. He painted on half of it, and the other half was always empty.
"That's very clever," everyone said, "Nobody else does that!"
One day somebody bought one of Jimmy's pictures and then said to him, "Please tell me this, Jimmy. Why do you paint on the bottom half of your pictures, but not on the top half?"
"Because I'm small," Jimmy said, "and my burshes don't reach very high."
吉米三歲開始畫畫，五歲時已經(jīng)畫得很好了。他畫了很多美麗而有趣的畫，人們出高價購買。他們說，“這個孩子長大一點肯定會出名，我們可以靠這些畫大賺一筆。”
吉米的畫與眾不同。因為他從來不在整張紙上作畫。他只畫一半的紙，而另一半他總空著。
“構(gòu)思多么巧妙啊!”大家都說，“從來沒有人這么做過。”
有一天，一個人買了吉米的畫，然后問他：“請告訴我，吉米，你為什么總是在紙的下半部分畫畫，而不是在紙的上半部分?”
吉米說，“因為我個頭小，夠不著上面。”
少兒英語幽默小故事：昂貴的價格
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
牙科醫(yī)生：對不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?
牙科醫(yī)生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了。
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