小學(xué)英語幽默小故事

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小學(xué)英語幽默小故事

　　“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。笑話使人們?cè)诳贪宓纳钪懈械揭唤z快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調(diào)劑作用。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)硇W(xué)英語幽默小故事，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　小學(xué)英語幽默小故事1：

　　1. The buddy said to Tom, "I hear that it's the safest sitting in the middle of the train. Once an accident occurs, both ends of the train get damaged worst."

　　伙伴對(duì)湯姆說：“我聽說坐在火車中間最安全。一旦發(fā)生事故，火車兩頭遭到的破壞最大。”

　　"Idiot! Why won't they get rid of both ends of the train?"

　　“白癡!他們?yōu)槭裁床蝗サ艋疖嚨膬深^呢?”

　　小學(xué)英語幽默小故事2：

　　"You'll be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to schoolby bus but ran all the way after it."

　　“媽媽，你今天會(huì)對(duì)我滿意的，“放學(xué)回家后，迪克對(duì)媽媽說。“我省下了車錢。我上學(xué)時(shí)沒有乘公共汽車，而是一路跟著公共汽車跑。”

　　"Well," said his mother laughing. "Next time you should run after a taxi, you'll save much more."

　　“噢，”她的媽媽笑道。“下次你應(yīng)該跟在出租車后面跑，會(huì)省更多。”

　　小學(xué)英語幽默小故事3：

　　The orchard-keeper spotted a little boy sneak into the orchard and climb an apple tree, so he raced over. "Little devil, what are you doing up on my tree?"

　　護(hù)園人發(fā)現(xiàn)一個(gè)小男孩偷偷鉆進(jìn)果園，爬上了一棵蘋果樹，就迅速走了過去。“小家伙，你在我的樹上做什么?”

　　"Look here, sir, an apple fell off your tree, so I'm trying to put it up again!" the boy replied holding the apple in his hand.

　　“看這里，先生，一個(gè)蘋果從您的樹上掉了下來，所以我想把它重新掛上去!”小男孩舉著手里的蘋果回答說。

　　小學(xué)英語幽默小故事4：

　　"Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?"

　　“你有沒有照我說的那樣給爺爺寫感謝信?”

　　"Yes, mama," replied Jane.

　　“有，媽媽，”簡回答說。

　　Your handwriting seems very large."

　　“你的字寫得好像很大。”

　　"Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing it loudly."

　　“啊，爺爺耳聾，所以我要寫得大聲點(diǎn)。”