外國最新幽默故事

　　笑話是一種增強(qiáng)快樂的文化，常常以篇幅短小，故事情節(jié)簡單，文筆巧妙的形式出現(xiàn)，給人以出乎意料，并且取得笑意的藝術(shù)效果的文化。在忙碌的生活，我們也需要偶爾的放松一下自己。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)硗鈬钚掠哪适?，希望大家喜歡!

　　外國最新幽默故事：死在波蘭人手里

　　A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the polish jokes we knew; boy what a feast! Anyway，I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in there, a big guy came in and said to me，"Hey pal, I’m Polish and I don’t like you telling all those Polish jokes!”

　　幾天前，我和幾個朋友在酒吧里講所知道的關(guān)于波蘭人的笑話。大家都笑得東倒西歪。過了一會兒，我進(jìn)了洗手間去方便，這時一個壯漢走到我身邊說:“嘿，伙計，我就是波蘭人，我討厭剛才你說的那些有關(guān)波蘭人的笑話。”

　　So I said，“"ell，they' re not against you，pal , just against anyone in Poland.”“My mother is in Poland!”He screams，and pulls out a razor. Boy was I scared! I was sure he would have killed me if he had found a place to plug it in!

　　我回答說:“行了，我又不是針對你說的，只不過是說那些在波蘭的人。”“我媽媽就在波蘭!”他吼道，然后抽出一把剃刀，我被嚇壞了!我敢肯定，如果他認(rèn)為我身上有什么地方可以插進(jìn)他手中那把剃刀的話，他一定會殺了我的!

　　外國最新幽默故事：可憐的本

　　Prior to the World Championships in Rome, Ben Johnson was asked whether he would prefer a gold medal or a world record. He said that he would prefer a gold medal because, "no one can ever take it away from me.”

　　有人在本·詹姆士在羅馬獲得世界冠軍之前問他，是愿意選擇金牌還是世界紀(jì)錄，他的回答是寧愿選擇金牌，理由是:“不會有人把金牌再從我這里拿走。”

　　外國最新幽默故事：醫(yī)院公告欄上的留言

　　Colloquium announcement:

　　討論會公告:

　　Research shows the first five minutes of life can be the most risky.

　　研究結(jié)果表明一個人來到世上的最初五分鐘是最危險的。

　　Hand-written note underneath:

　　下面卻有一行手寫的便條:

　　The last five minutes aren't so hot either.

　　一個人在這世上的最后五分鐘也不好受。

　　外國最新幽默故事：跳傘

　　Q:Why did the blind man give up skydiving?

　　問:為什么盲人會害怕跳傘?

　　A:It was scaring the hell out of his dog.

　　答:因為跳傘會把他們的狗嚇得魂飛魄散。