英文小笑話小短文帶翻譯
笑話是幽默的一種形式,玩笑的目的就是逗樂、引人笑。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了英文小笑話小短文帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英文小笑話小短文帶翻譯篇一
Two Irish lovers are sitting on a bench, in a park. They are holding hands，but the lady is nervously twisting her hands.
一對愛爾蘭情侶坐在公園里的長椅上。他們手牽著手，但是那個(gè)女的一直緊張地?cái)[弄她的雙手。
Mary: “Patrick. I have something to tell you.”
瑪麗:“帕特瑞克，我有些事想告訴你。”
Patrick: “Well，what’s on your mind? You know you can tell me everything.”
帕特瑞克:“好的，你在想什么?有什么事你盡管可以跟我說。”
Mary: “It’ s so terrible.”
瑪麗:“這件事簡直太難講出口了。”
Patrick: “You know you can trust me. What is it?”
帕克瑞克:“請你相信我，到底是什么事?”
Mary: “Well, it was a few years ago. Father lost his job, and no money in sight…”
瑪麗:“那是好幾年前的事了。我爸爸失業(yè)了，當(dāng)時(shí)沒有錢。”
Patrick: “So, what is it?”
帕特瑞克:“那然后呢?”
Mary: “Oh. We were so desperate. For some time I had to turn… prostitute!”
瑪麗:“哦，當(dāng)時(shí)我們簡直是絕望之極。所以有時(shí)候我不得不去做妓女!”
Patrick: “WHAT!”
帕特瑞克:“你說什么?”
Mary: “We needed the money so bad!”
瑪麗:“我們太需要錢了。”
Patrick: “There is no good reason for this! Endangering your very soul! How could you? YOU! Mary, this is more than I can stand!”
帕特瑞克:“不要找借口開脫了。出賣你的靈魂，你怎么能這么做呢? 你! 瑪麗，這我實(shí)在是接受不了。”
Mary: “Not you, Pat! No! I thought you'd understand. I thought your could still love me, even though I had been a whore.”
瑪麗:“不，帕特請不要這樣，我覺得你能理解我。我相信你依然愛我，哪怕我曾經(jīng)出賣過自己的身體。”
Patrick:“Oh! … You … Well, that's ok. For a moment I thought you said protestant’!”
帕特瑞克:“哦，你等會(huì)兒，那沒關(guān)系。剛才我還以為你是說你是當(dāng)了新教徒呢。”
英文小笑話小短文帶翻譯篇二
有一個(gè)特別在乎錢的人，一天他叫兒子去買一盒火柴，并且告訴兒子一定要搞清楚每根火柴都是好的。他的兒子一會(huì)兒就回來了。這個(gè)人拿出火柴劃了一根，沒有燃著。他又劃了幾根還是沒有一根劃燃。他非常生氣地說:“我不是告訴過你要保證每一根火柴都是好的嗎?”
There was a man who cared more for money than anything else, one day he sent his son to buy a box of matches, and told the boy he must see that every match in the box was good, soon the boy came back. The man took out a match and struck it, but it failed to light, he tried several more, but none was good. He got very angry and said, “I told you every match must be good, didn't I?”
“是的，你確實(shí)說過，”孩子回答，“我把盒子里所有的火柴都試過了，每根都能劃得燃。”
“Yes,you did,” the boy replied. “I tried out all the matches in the box and every match lit.”
英文小笑話小短文帶翻譯篇三
Two guys recently dead were given the option to stay either in Heaven or Hell fog the rest of their eternity. They asked if it was OK to look around first, and to their surprise,it was.First, they went to Heaven. All niceguys were there, dressed in white they sat on clouds playing harp. Quite a boring place, thought our heroes.
兩個(gè)家伙死了之后，被允許選擇是愿意呆在天堂還是地獄。他們提出能否到兩個(gè)地方先觀光一下，他們被允許了。首先他們來到了天堂。這里都是穿著白衣服看上去很正派的人，他們坐在白云上彈奏著豎琴。他們想:這是個(gè)多無聊的地方呀。
"Let' s go to Hell，”they said to each other.
“讓我們下地獄吧，”他們互相商量著。
Hell turned out to be a completely different scene. It was all bars, casino andamusement parks. Free drinks for everyone and a lot of people having a real good time.Back from Hell，the guys were asked to choose between Heaven and Hell. They both chose Hell.
他們來到了地獄，這里簡直是一番完全不同的景色。那里有酒吧、賭場和游樂園。每個(gè)人都可以免費(fèi)喝酒，所有的人都享受著他們真正的快樂時(shí)光。當(dāng)他們從地獄回來以后，他們不得不在天堂和地獄之間做出選擇。最后，他們都選擇了下地獄。
Back in Hell, they were immediately scuffled in the back of a sub-surface car and driven to a coalmine. Someone gave them a shovel each and told them to start working.
回到了地獄之后，他們立即被送進(jìn)了一輛礦井車的后座，然后駛向了一個(gè)煤礦井。有人給他們每人一個(gè)鏟子，叫他們開始工作。
"What' s this? The last time we were here the place was entirely different.”
“這是怎么回事?上次我們在這里的時(shí)候完全不是這樣的。”
"Yes, but then you were tourists, now you are immigrants.
“是的，但是那時(shí)你們是游客，現(xiàn)在你們是移民。”
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