關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
人們?cè)谌粘Ｉ钪薪?jīng)常聽(tīng)到，讀到或自己講述笑話，笑話產(chǎn)生幽默效果而使人發(fā)笑。小編整理了關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：斯威夫特博士與小廝
a wealthy old lady who lived near dr. swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. dr. swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble. one day as swift was busy with his writing, the boy rushed into his room, knocked some books out of their place, threw his parcel on the desk and said, my mistress has sent you two of her rabbits.
在斯威夫特博士家附近，有一位富有的老婦人，她時(shí)常打發(fā)仆人給他送禮物。斯威夫特博士接受她的禮物，但從不給小廝任何酬謝。一天，斯威夫特博士正忙著寫東西，小廝沖進(jìn)了他的房間，把書一扒拉，將一個(gè)包裹扔在書桌上，說(shuō)道：我的女主人送給你兩只兔子。
swift turned round and said, my boy, that is not the way to deliver your parcel(包裹) . now, you sit in my chair, watch my way of doing it and learn your lesson.
斯威夫特轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身來(lái)說(shuō)：孩子，包裹可不是這樣送法呀?，F(xiàn)在，你坐在我的椅子上，看看我是怎么送的，并要記取這個(gè)教訓(xùn)。
the boy sat down. swift went out, knocked on his door and waited. the boy said, come in. the doctor entered, walked to his desk and said, if you please sir, my mistress sends her kind regards and hopes you will accept these rabbits which her son shot this morning in her fields.
小廝坐了下來(lái)，斯威夫特走出去，敲了敲門，等待回音。小廝說(shuō)進(jìn)來(lái)。博士進(jìn)了門，走到桌旁說(shuō)道：先生，我的女主人向您致以親切的問(wèn)候，并希望您收下這些兔子，這是她兒子今天早晨在地里打的。
the boy answered, thank you, my boy, give your mistress and her son my thanks for their kindness and here is two shillings for yourself.
小廝回答說(shuō)：謝謝你，我的孩子。向你的女主人和她的兒子致謝，謝謝他們的關(guān)心。這兩個(gè)先令是送給你本人的。
the doctor laughed, and after that, swift never forgot to give the boy his tip.
博士笑了，打那以后，斯威夫特從沒(méi)忘記送小費(fèi)給小廝。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
教進(jìn)化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個(gè)小時(shí)，他的話題又來(lái)了：“讓我向進(jìn)化論者提個(gè)問(wèn)題——如果我們?cè)?jīng)像狒狒那樣長(zhǎng)著尾巴，那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了?”
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
“我來(lái)試試看，”一位老太太說(shuō)。“該是我們?cè)谶@里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：先生，是去天體營(yíng)嗎?
Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board. How would our driver handle the situation, we wondered. Straight-faced, he leaned toward the door and asked, "Going to the nudist Colony, sir?"
在瓦湖島上度假時(shí)，我們坐在旅游車?yán)锏群虻絷?duì)的人。一位男子，明顯不是和我們一起的，朝旅游車走來(lái)并要上車。司機(jī)會(huì)怎么處理這種情況呢?我們都拭目以待。司機(jī)拉長(zhǎng)了臉，向車門靠過(guò)去，問(wèn)道：“先生，是去天體營(yíng)嗎?”
"Oh, no," replied the would-be passenger, retreating quickly.
“哦，不，”剛想乘車的男子回答說(shuō)，迅速轉(zhuǎn)身而逃。
"Works every time," the driver said with a wink.
“每次都管用，”司機(jī)眨巴了一下眼睛說(shuō)。
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