英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯閱讀
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關(guān)于英文笑話帶翻譯：死后重生
Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir." the newrecruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you leftearly yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.“
你相信人死后仍有生命嗎?”老板問(wèn)他的一個(gè)員工。“是的，先生。”這個(gè)新員工回答說(shuō)。“哦，那么，這樣說(shuō)來(lái)一切就很正常了，” 老板繼續(xù)說(shuō)，“在你今早離開(kāi)，去參加你奶奶的葬禮，她來(lái)看你了。”
關(guān)于英文笑話帶翻譯：拍賣(mài)會(huì)上
At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate reward him or her."On hearing the news, another chap shouts out:" I reward 300 dollars."
拍賣(mài)會(huì)上，有人的包丟了，里面裝有重要文件。物主說(shuō)：“有誰(shuí)揀到送還，我將拿出200美元以表酬謝。”話剛出口，就聽(tīng)有人喊：“我出300美元。”
關(guān)于英文笑話帶翻譯：我跟她還不熟
Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morningand he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?
妻子：比爾，住在對(duì)面那所房子的那個(gè)男人早上出門(mén)前總要吻一下妻子，晚上回來(lái)時(shí)再吻一下，你為什么不那樣做呢?
Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet.
丈夫：哦，我跟她還不是很熟。
關(guān)于英文笑話帶翻譯：袋鼠的能耐
The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the nextmorning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increasedto 15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again. Exasperated, the zoo director had the heightincreased to 30 feet, but the kangaroo still escaped. A giraffe asked the kangaroo, “How highdo you think they’ll build the fence?”
動(dòng)物園為剛引進(jìn)的袋鼠建了一個(gè)特殊的八英尺高的圍墻。但是第二天早上，人們發(fā)現(xiàn)這動(dòng)物在圍墻外面蹦跳著。于是圍墻高度增加到十五英尺，但袋鼠還是跑了出 來(lái)。動(dòng)物園經(jīng)理甚感惱火，又叫人把圍墻高度加到三十英尺，但袋鼠還是逃了出來(lái)。一個(gè)長(zhǎng)頸鹿問(wèn)袋鼠：“你認(rèn)為他們會(huì)把圍墻建到多高?”
“I don’t know, ” said the kangaroo. “Maybe a thousand feet if they keep leaving the gateunlocked.
袋鼠說(shuō)：我不知道，如果一直不鎖門(mén)的話，這個(gè)圍墻可能會(huì)到1000多尺
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