關(guān)于二年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
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關(guān)于二年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：Thunderstorm
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep with Daddy."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice, "The big sissy."
關(guān)于二年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：Make your bed
My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over into our family life.
One morning, as our eight year old Maggie was getting ready for school, I peeked into her room just to be sure she had tidied it up.
"You call THAT a made bed?" I asked.
"No, Dad," Maggie replied. "It's just a rough draft."
關(guān)于二年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：Space Mountain
Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time and headed straight for Space Mountain.
I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her, but she insisted. To her delight, we rode it twice.
The next year we returned to the Magic Kingdom, and my daughter, now eight, again dragged me to Space Mountain.
As we stood in line, though, I could see her soberly studying the signs that warn about the ride's speed.
"Dad," she said, "I don't think I want to go." I asked her why she would be nervous when she had enjoyed herself last time.
She replied, "This year, I can read the big words."
關(guān)于二年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：Baby name
When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news.
One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby.
"Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it... If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
關(guān)于二年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：First day of school
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher was giving instructions and said, "... and if anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."
A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
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