關(guān)于雙語英語小笑話
笑話能映射出不同的社會生活,是各民族智慧的集中體現(xiàn),反映了本民族的生活觀和價值觀。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的關(guān)于雙語英語小笑話，歡迎欣賞!
關(guān)于雙語英語小笑話篇1
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ...hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold.
有個人開車行駛在上班的路上，一輛卡車闖紅燈從側(cè)面撞上了他的車，當(dāng)時他就不省人事了。
Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him.
路旁的行人把他從車?yán)锢鰜聿拘阉?/p>
He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics.
剛一醒過來，他就拼命的掙扎著，最后不得不用了藥物才讓他鎮(zhèn)靜下來。
Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so.
過了一會兒，他平靜了，別人問他為什么要這么恐怖的掙扎，
He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing.
他說：“被撞之后我就什么都不知道了，
I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'
當(dāng)我醒過來，我發(fā)現(xiàn)我躺在了路邊，前面是一個巨大的廣告牌上面閃爍著‘殼牌’，但是有個人擋住了那個s。”
關(guān)于雙語英語小笑話篇2
This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew...
這是你們機長的聲音。
I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight602 from New York to London.
請允許我代表全體工作人員，歡迎你們乘坐英國航空公司602號航班從紐約飛往倫敦。
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
我們此時在大西洋上空35,000英尺的高度。
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe thatboth the starboard engines are on fire. "
如果你從飛機的右邊向窗外看去，你將會發(fā)現(xiàn)右側(cè)的兩個引擎都已經(jīng)起火。
If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallenoff.
如果你從左邊往外看，你就會看到那邊的機翼已經(jīng)脫落了。
"If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with threepeople in it to waving at you.”
如果你俯視下面的大西洋，那么你會看到一艘黃色的救生筏，上面有三個人正在朝你揮手。
That's me, the copilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recording.
那是我、副駕駛員還有我們的一名女乘務(wù)員。這是一段錄音。
關(guān)于雙語英語小笑話篇3
A guy gets set up on a blind dateand he takes herout for dinner to a very expensive restaurantto makea good impression.
一個小伙子被安排去相親，為了能給女孩留一個好印象，他帶著她去了家收費昂貴的餐廳。
The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order.
服務(wù)生過來問他們要點些什么菜。
The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu,shrimp cocktail, pate, CaesarSalad, lobster, crepes Suzette,with no regard to the price.
女孩開始點菜了，她幾乎點了菜單上所有的東西，雞尾蝦、派、凱撒沙拉、龍蝦、柳橙可麗餅，完全不考慮價格。
The guy is getting very upset,as he never thought she would order so much.
小伙子變得很不安，他真沒想到女孩竟然會點這么多菜。
She then stops, and looks across at him, and asks,"What do you suggest I wash it down with?"
這時她停下了，看著坐在對面的他，問，“你認(rèn)為咱們該喝什么酒水配這些菜呢?”
"Well my dear, I can think of nothing so fitting as the Mississippi River"
“哦，親愛的，我覺得沒有什么東西比密西西比河更合適了。”
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