簡單英語幽默小故事帶翻譯
簡單英語幽默小故事帶翻譯
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簡單英語幽默小故事帶翻譯1：
A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer: "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting soon."
一位店鋪經(jīng)理聽到他的一個店員這樣對顧客說：“不，夫人，這會兒沒有，一時半會兒看來也不會有。”
Horrified, the manager came running over to the customer and said, "Of course, we'll have some soon, We placed an order last week." Then the manager drew the clerk aside: "Never, never, never say we are out of anything, say we've got it on order and it's coming."
經(jīng)理驚恐萬分地跑過去對顧客說，“當然，我們很快就會有的，我們上周訂了貨。”接著，他把店員拉到一邊說：“絕不要和顧客說我們沒有什么，說我們已經(jīng)訂貨了而且很快就到。”
"Now what was it she wanted?"
“現(xiàn)在你說她要買什么?”
"Rain," said the clerk.
“雨。”店員說。
簡單英語幽默小故事帶翻譯2：
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
母親：弗雷迪，你的臉怎么是紅的?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
弗雷迪：我剛才在大街上跑，為的是阻止打架。
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
母親：這件事做得棒。誰和誰在大家呢?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
弗雷迪：我和杰基·史密斯。
簡單英語幽默小故事帶翻譯3：
There was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "Oh, tell me, Susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"
咖啡廳來了一位顧客，他問這里的侍者：“哦，請告訴我，蘇珊，你是怎樣將這里的蚊子趕出去的?”
So she said: "I just let the flies taste the stuff."
侍者說：“我只是讓他們嘗了嘗這兒的東西。”
簡單英語幽默小故事帶翻譯4：
"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
“救命!醫(yī)生!請趕快過來!我10歲的兒子剛剛吞下了一支鋼筆!”
"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
“好的，我馬上過來。10到20分鐘后我就到。”
"Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
“好的，但是...在此期間我該做些什么呢?”
"Just use another pen!"
“用別的筆嘛!”
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