兒童英語(yǔ)幽默笑話故事
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好孩子A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents。
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered。
"You’re a good boy," said the mother proudly。
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
”昨天給你的錢干什幺了?“
”我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，“他回答說(shuō)。
”你真是個(gè)好孩子，“媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對(duì)那位老太太那幺感興趣呢?”
“她是個(gè)賣糖果的。”
誰(shuí)的爸爸更強(qiáng)壯
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger。
Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"
維爾和比爾在爭(zhēng)吵，誰(shuí)的爸爸是更強(qiáng)壯的一個(gè)。維爾說(shuō)：“你知道太平洋嗎? 那個(gè)坑是我爸爸挖的。”
比爾不屑地說(shuō)：“那沒(méi)什么。你知道死海嗎? 那是我爸爸打死的。”
大腦袋Big Head
“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”
“Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”
“Where's the shopping bag?”
“I haven't got one,use your hat.”
“所有的孩子都拿我開(kāi)玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說(shuō)：“他們說(shuō)我長(zhǎng)了一個(gè)大腦袋。”
“別聽(tīng)他們的，”他媽媽安慰說(shuō)：“你的腦袋長(zhǎng)得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來(lái)。”
“購(gòu)物袋在哪?”
“我沒(méi)有購(gòu)物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”
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