英語幽默笑話帶翻譯閱讀
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英語笑話一
Father: “Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?”
Tom: “I don't know, father.”
Father: “Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?”
Tom: “Our teacher, father.”
父親：“哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現(xiàn)在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶?”
湯姆：“我不知道，爸爸。”
父親：“啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?”
湯姆：“我們老師，爸爸。”
生難詞：lazy adj.懶惰的
英語笑話二
Big Head
"All the kids make fun of me ”the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him. "You have a beautiful head.Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
"Where is the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one-----use your hat."
大腦袋
“所有孩子都拿我開玩笑”， 小男孩哭著和媽媽說：“他們說我腦袋大”
“別聽他們的，”母親安慰道：“你有一個很漂亮的腦袋。好啦，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。”
“購物袋在哪兒?”
“我沒購物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”
英語笑話三
Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.
Upon his return he exclaimed, "Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!
弗蘭克叔叔七十八歲了，富有而健康。他是個終生單身漢。他曾追求過很多女孩，但“從不過熱----見好就收”。一天他突發(fā)奇想，決定四處走走，去看看他那些接近一打的舊時女友。
他回來即嘆道：“噓!謝天謝地幸虧我沒娶那些女人中的任何一個。如今她們都成寡婦了!”
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