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英語(yǔ)笑話一
The first sergeant was holding a class on combat for his company. He said,“Jose, what would you do if you saw 700 enemy soldiers coming at you?”
警官正在給他的連隊(duì)上一堂戰(zhàn)斗課，他問(wèn)：“約瑟，假如你看到有700名敵兵正朝你沖過(guò)來(lái)，你會(huì)怎么辦?“
Jose said,“I would shoot them all with my rifle.”
約瑟說(shuō)：“我會(huì)用我的槍打死他們。”
The sergeant asked,“On the fight you see 400 enemy soldiers charging at you. What would you do?”
警官問(wèn)：“你看到你的右方有400名敵兵正向你撲過(guò)來(lái)，你會(huì)怎么辦?”
Jose said,“I would shoot them with my rifle.”
約瑟說(shuō)：“我會(huì)用我的槍打死他們。”
The sergeant continued, “Okay! On your left, Jose, you notice 1,000 enemy soldiers heading straight at you. What would you do?”
警官繼續(xù)說(shuō)：“很好，約瑟，你注意到你的左方有1,000名敵兵正直沖你奔來(lái)，你會(huì)怎么辦?”
Jose answered.“I would shoot them all with my rifle.”
約瑟又回答：“我會(huì)用我的槍打死他們。”
The sergeant yelled,“Just a minute, Jose. Where are you getting all those bullets?”
警官大叫：“稍等，約瑟，你是從哪里得到這些子彈的?”
The soldier smiled and said, “Where are you getting all those enemy soldiers in the same place?”
英語(yǔ)笑話二
Two Americans were traveling in Spain.
兩個(gè)美國(guó)人在西班牙旅游。
One morning they came into a little restaurant for lunch. They did not know Spanish, and their waiter did not know English. They wanted him to understand that they wanted some milk and sandwiches
.一天上午，他們走進(jìn)一家小餐館吃午飯。他們不會(huì)說(shuō)西班牙語(yǔ)，侍者也不會(huì)說(shuō)英語(yǔ)。他們想讓侍者知道他們想要點(diǎn)一些牛奶和三明治。
At first they pronounced the word “milk” many times. Then they spelled it. But the waiter could not understand them.
起初，他們說(shuō)了好多次“牛奶”，接著又寫(xiě)了下來(lái)，而侍者還是不明白他們說(shuō)的是什么。
At last one of them took a piece of paper and began to draw a cow. He was finishing xiaogushi8.com his drawing, when the waiter looked at it and ran out of the restaurant. “Do you see,” said one of the travelers, “what a pencil can do for a man who has difficulties in a foreign country?”
最后，其中一個(gè)人拿出一張紙，畫(huà)了一頭牛。畫(huà)完后，侍者看了一眼，便跑了出去。“看到了吧，”其中的一個(gè)人說(shuō)道，“一支鉛筆對(duì)一個(gè)身在國(guó)外并遇到困難的人來(lái)說(shuō)是多么重要!”
The waiter was back again some time after, but he brought no milk.
不一會(huì)兒，侍者回來(lái)了，不過(guò)拿的卻不是牛奶。
He put down in front of the two men tickets for a bullfight.
他在這兩個(gè)人面前放了兩張斗牛的表演票。
英語(yǔ)笑話三
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.
喬治今年35歲了，他買了一架小型飛機(jī)，開(kāi)始學(xué)習(xí)駕駛。他很快就掌握了飛機(jī)的駕駛技巧，并可以做出各種各樣的特技飛行。
George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark xiaogushi8.com thought, “I’ve traveled in a big plane several times, but I’ve never been in a small one, so I’ll go.”
喬治有位朋友叫馬克。一天，喬治主動(dòng)邀請(qǐng)馬克來(lái)乘坐他的飛機(jī)。馬克心里琢磨：“我曾乘坐過(guò)好幾次大客機(jī)，還從來(lái)沒(méi)乘坐過(guò)小飛機(jī)，我應(yīng)該去體驗(yàn)一下。”
They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.
飛機(jī)升空后半個(gè)小時(shí)左右，喬治在空中展示了各種各樣的飛行特技。
When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his xiaogushi8.com friend in a shaking voice, “Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane.”
最后，當(dāng)他們?cè)俅伟踩鼗氐降孛婧?，馬克顯得十分激動(dòng)。他用顫抖的聲音說(shuō)道：“喬治，非常感謝你讓我乘小飛機(jī)做的兩次飛行。”
George was very surprised and said, “two trips?”
喬治聽(tīng)了，非常吃驚地問(wèn)：“兩次飛行?”
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