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  英語笑話是很有用的,小編今天就給大家?guī)砹擞⒄Z的笑話,有時間的可以多多看看,大家一起學習一下吧

  英語笑話一

  “I am sorry”。

  “I am sorry, too” 外國人回答。

  “I am sorry three” 我道。

  “What are you sorry for?” 外國人問。

  “I am sorry five” 我說……

  男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎?)

  女:Actually I''d rather have the money.(不必,我我寧愿留下那些錢。 )

  英語笑話二

  男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?(這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎?)

  女:Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個周末我頭疼。)

  男:Can I have your name?(直譯:我能有你的名字嗎?)

  女:Why? Don''t you already have one? (為什么?你不是已經(jīng)有一個了嗎?)

  英語笑話三

  男:I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能讓你非??鞓贰?

  女:Why? Are you leaving?(是嗎?你是說你要離開?)

  1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

  GEORGE: Here it is!

  TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

  CLASS: George!

  2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

  ELLEN: I is...

  TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

  ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

  3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

  CLASS: Big hands!

  4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

  STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

  TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

  STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

  5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

  SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.On the

  beach 沙灘上有趣的對話 A man was sunbathing naked at the

  beach. 一男于沙灘上裸曬。 For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, 為了文明點,也因為怕太陽灼傷它he had a hat ove


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