簡短的英語笑話故事閱讀
近年來,冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現(xiàn)象在網(wǎng)絡(luò)、雜志上十分盛行。若要推論現(xiàn)行冷笑話的來源,或已無從考證。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了簡短的英語笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!
簡短的英語笑話故事篇一
一報還一報
An acquaintance of mine stopped at a local tavern after work and spent the evening there. When’ he arrived home around ten o'clock, his wife was sitting at the kitchen table，waiting. Instead of questioning or scolding him，however , she simply asked pleasantly if he wanted dinner. He was not interested in eating，and went off to bed.
我的一個熟人在一次下班后，把車停在了一個小飯館前，在那兒他消磨可一個晚上。大約十點鐘他才回到家。他的妻子坐在廚房的桌旁等他。她沒有追問他什么，也沒有責(zé)怪他，只是和藹地問他想不想吃點什么。他已經(jīng)對晚餐不感興趣，于是，就上床睡覺了。
At 3:30 a. m.，the alarm went off. He scrambled out of bed and turned on the light. When he saw the time, he roared at his wife，demanding an explanation.
大約在凌晨三點半的時候，鬧鐘突然響了。他趕緊掀開了被子，打開了燈。當(dāng)他看清了時問時，他沖妻子大聲地吼叫為什么。
"Well,"she replied placidly, "if it took you four-hours to get home from work，I figured it would take you four hours to get back to work，and I didn't want you to be late. "
妻子和氣地說:“我想，假如你下班回家路止花了四個小時的話，你上班當(dāng)然也需要花四個小時趕路了。我只是不想讓你遲到。”
簡短的英語笑話故事篇二
跑道已清
An airline ticket agent was being given a particularly rough time by a woman who complained about the departure times. She said，“Young man，I could stick a feather in my ear and get there faster. "
當(dāng)一位飛機(jī)售票員也夠例霉的。一位婦女在向他抱怨飛機(jī)起飛得太晚，這位售票員真不知如何是好。那位婦女說:“年較人，如果我能在我的耳朵土播上羽毛，我都會比你們的飛機(jī)先到那兒。”
"Madam,"replied the agent calmly,"the runways are clear."
“好啊售票員平靜地說:“現(xiàn)在我們的飛機(jī)跑這正空著呢。”
簡短的英語笑話故事篇三
夢幻世界
A hotel manager in a small town reports that a guest woke up everyone in the hotel screaming，"It's in the phone book! It's in the the phone book!"
飯店經(jīng)理報告說一名客人把所有的人都吵醒了，他不停地尖叫:“就在電話薄里，就在電話薄里。”
The manager got the house detective and they let themselves into the man's room，where they found him in the midst of a nightmare. "I was having a horrible dream，”the man explained when awakened. "I dreamed the income-tax people wanted to send me a big refund, but they'd lost my address!"
經(jīng)理找來偵探后，帶他進(jìn)入了那位客人的房間。原來，那位客人是在做夢。“我做了個非?？膳碌膲?，”那人醒后解釋說:“我夢見收稅人想寄退給我一筆錢，但他們把我的地址給丟了.”
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