關(guān)于搞笑英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀
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關(guān)于搞笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
Who's 50 Cents
Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped50 cents there today and couldn't find it.Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.Tommy:Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the sidewalk.
誰(shuí)的50分(錢(qián))?
杰克：我在學(xué)校門(mén)前的人行道上揀了50分。湯米：我想那是我的，今天我在那兒掉了50分，找不到了。杰克：但是我揀的是兩個(gè)兩毛五的呀。湯米：那就更是我的了。因?yàn)殄X(qián)在掉到地上的時(shí)候可能摔兩半了。
關(guān)于搞笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
So Would I
A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told theclerk.
"So would I," said the tactless clerk.
我也是
一個(gè)胖女人走進(jìn)服裝店。“我想看一件適合我穿的衣服，”她告訴店員說(shuō)。
“我也是。”不太老練的店員說(shuō)道。
關(guān)于搞笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
it's me all right
A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Canyou identify yourself? “Looking puzzled, the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out asmall mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, then smiled, "Yes, it's me all right."
這就是我
一位年輕漂亮的女士到銀行取錢(qián)。出納員在檢查了她的存折后問(wèn)道：“您能證明您的身份嗎?” 這個(gè)女孩聽(tīng)了這話以后看上去很迷惑，隨后她從手提包里拿出一個(gè)小鏡子。她對(duì)著鏡子照了一會(huì)兒，笑了：“對(duì)呀，這就是我。
現(xiàn)在的專(zhuān)欄不用權(quán)限就可以任意加入了,但是也發(fā)亂七八糟的了.請(qǐng)?jiān)诖税l(fā)貼的人,看清楚了好不好?
關(guān)于搞笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the morepolite. The skinny man saidhe was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he wasmore courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
誰(shuí)更有禮貌?
一個(gè)胖子和一個(gè)瘦子在爭(zhēng)論誰(shuí)更有禮貌。 瘦子說(shuō)他更有禮貌，因?yàn)樗?jīng)常對(duì)女士摘帽示意。但是胖子認(rèn)為他更有風(fēng)度，因?yàn)闊o(wú)論什么時(shí)候，他在車(chē)上給別人讓座時(shí)，總有兩位女士能坐下。
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