英語笑話故事帶翻譯
英語笑話故事帶翻譯
笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放松。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權(quán)和專制制度的有力武器。學習啦小編整理了英語笑話故事帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語笑話故事帶翻譯：兩個超級大笨賊
Very stupid robbersTwo robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens.Jump!"
兩個盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個說：“我聽到警報響了，快跳吧!”
The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is notime to be superstitious!"
第二個說：“但是我們現(xiàn)在在第13層啊!”第一個尖叫著回敬他：“都什么時候了，還這么迷信!”
英語笑話故事帶翻譯：Good Points and Bad Points
優(yōu)缺點
"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."
“這幢房子，”房地產(chǎn)推銷商說，“既有優(yōu)點也有缺點。為了說明我是誠實的，我將告訴你們它的缺點：往南面一個街區(qū)是一家化工廠，往北面一個街區(qū)是一家屠宰場。”
"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.
“那么它的長處呢?”預備購買房子的人問道。
"The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."
“它的好處，”代理商說道，“就是，你總能分清風是從哪邊吹過來的。”
英語笑話故事帶翻譯：請朋友吃飯
Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
“親愛的，”丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f：“我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”
What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!
“什么?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒有買過東西回來了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”
I know all that.
“這些我全都知道。”
Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
“那你為什么還要邀請朋友回來吃晚飯?”
Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
“因為那個可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢。”
英語笑話故事帶翻譯：天氣預報
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the directorand said, "It will rain tomorrow." The next day it rained.
一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處進行拍攝。一天，一個印度老人來到導演面前對他說：“明天會下雨。”第二天果然下雨了。
A week later, the Indian went up to the director again and said, "There will be a stormtomorrow." The next day there was a storm.
一周以后，印度人又來了，他告訴導演說：“明天會有暴風雨。”果然，第二天有暴風雨。
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predictthe weather.
“這個印度人真神，”導演說。他告訴他的秘書去雇傭這個印度人來預測天氣。
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
然而，幾次預測天氣成功之后，這個印度人連續(xù)兩周沒有露面。
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot an important scene tomorrow," said thedirector. "And I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
最后，導演派人把這個印度人請來了。導演對他說：“我明天必須拍攝一個很重要的場景，全都指望你了，明天天氣如何啊?”
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know," he said. "My radio is broken."
這個印度人聳了聳肩說道：“我不知道，我的收音機壞了。”
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