比較短的英語(yǔ)笑話大全
笑話是口頭或者書(shū)面的幽默語(yǔ)言。一方面，笑話可以使人輕松愉悅，忘記憂愁困擾;另一方面，一些笑話不僅搞笑，還能揭示發(fā)人深省的至理箴言。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的比較短的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
比較短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
The Lucky Cat 幸運(yùn)的貓
"Father," said Jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat in the dining-room."
"Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily1, "black cats are lucky."
"This one is, he's just had your dinner!"
吉米跑進(jìn)客廳說(shuō)：“爸爸，餐廳里有一只大黑貓!”
他的父親懶洋洋得說(shuō)：“沒(méi)關(guān)系，吉米，黑貓是幸運(yùn)貓呢。”
“它的確很幸運(yùn)：(因?yàn)?它剛把你的晚飯給吃了。”
比較短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
What Does Want to Borrow 他到底想借什么
Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?
Mr.Smith: Yes.
Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?
約翰遜先生：今天下午你準(zhǔn)備用割草機(jī)嗎?
史密斯先生：是的。
約翰遜先生：太好了。既然您不用網(wǎng)球拍，那我可以借用一下嗎?
比較短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, For 00 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for ,000 you can have the brain of a politician. The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. Is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked. The Brain Surgeon replied, No, it’s not better, just unused.
一個(gè)外科醫(yī)生正要作一個(gè)腦移植手術(shù)。 你可以從兩個(gè)腦子中選一個(gè)給你。醫(yī)生告訴病人，一個(gè)心理學(xué)家的大腦1000美元，一個(gè)政治家的大腦10000美元。 病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的差別，政治家的大腦好一些嗎?他問(wèn)。 醫(yī)生說(shuō)：不是好一些，只是沒(méi)有用過(guò)。
比較短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
I Had to Change It Twice 不得不換兩次
Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.
Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.
法官：我真不明白你為什么連續(xù)三天夜里闖入同一家商店呢?
犯人：噢，閣下，我為我妻子挑選了一件衣服，因?yàn)樗偸遣幌矚g衣服的樣式，所以,我才不得不去換了兩次。
比較短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
The Bald Guy 禿頭老先生
One day, he went out hunting with some friends. A strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. When his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.
The bald guy started laughing, too, and just as loudly as the other men. He said to his friends, “How can I expect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair won’t stay there?”
有一天，他和幾個(gè)朋友出去打獵。突然，刮起了大風(fēng)，把他的假發(fā)吹得無(wú)影無(wú)蹤。朋友們看到此情此景，樂(lè)得不行，笑個(gè)不停。
禿頭老先生也開(kāi)始大笑，笑容和其他人一樣燦爛，笑聲和其他人一樣響亮他對(duì)朋友們說(shuō)：“我的真發(fā)都急慌慌地要離開(kāi)我，我的假發(fā)又怎么會(huì)愿意呆在我的頭上呢?”
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