簡短的英語笑話
簡短的英語笑話
前蘇聯(lián)著名作家高爾基說過,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。小編精心收集了簡短的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!
簡短的英語笑話篇1
always thirsty 總感到口渴
"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術，手術后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”
"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”
"no, but i am always thirsty!"
“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”
簡短的英語笑話篇2
Two Birds 兩只鳥
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老師：請說說看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
簡短的英語笑話篇3
if i am a manager
one day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if i am a manager.
all the students began to write except a boy. the teacher went to him and asked the reason.
“i am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.
如果我是一個經(jīng)理
一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經(jīng)理”為題寫一篇作文。
所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。
“我在等我的秘書”。那孩子答道。
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