英語小笑話帶翻譯薦讀
英語小笑話帶翻譯薦讀
在笑話的海洋中,有一束浪花頗為耀眼,這就是“關(guān)系笑話”,它是由誤用事物間的某種關(guān)系而引起的。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的英語小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語小笑話帶翻譯篇一
A Girl's Wish 小女孩的愿望
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.
中文翻譯
在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問學(xué)生的觀后感。班上最小的女孩說，她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點(diǎn)兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。
英語小笑話帶翻譯篇二
A Small Boy and a Donkey 小男孩與驢子
A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年，小伙子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.
So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.
中文翻譯
一個小男孩牽著頭驢子穿過部隊(duì)營房。兩名士兵想跟小家伙開個玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這么緊干什么?
這樣，他就不會去參軍了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。
英語小笑話帶翻譯篇三
你認(rèn)識他嗎 Did You Know Him
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?
Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.
在朋友家的一次宴會上，主人提起一位高中時的校友。一位客人問他讀書期間，某位副校長是否也在職。
當(dāng)然了，主人答道。他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認(rèn)識他嗎?
有點(diǎn)認(rèn)識，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。
英語小笑話帶翻譯篇四
饑荒可能是你造成的 Fat Man and Thin Man
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
"From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."
"Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
【中文翻譯】
在旅館大廳里，一個非常瘦的人遇到了一個非常胖的人。
胖子說：“看你的樣子，可能有過饑荒。”
“是的，”瘦子回答說，“看你的樣子，饑荒可能是你造成的。”
英語小笑話帶翻譯篇五
Its part of the game 我在扮演媽媽
Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.
Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.
媽媽：瑪麗，你為什么這樣大喊大叫的? 為什么不能像艾迪那樣安安靜靜的玩兒呢?你看艾迪一聲兒都不出。
瑪麗：媽媽，艾迪當(dāng)然不會出聲了，因?yàn)槲覀儌z正在玩爸爸回家遲到的游戲呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。
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