關(guān)于美式和英式幽默笑話
美式幽默富有內(nèi)涵,而英式幽默則是十分正經(jīng)的胡說八道,下面小編為你整理美式幽默與英式幽默笑話,希望能幫到你。
▽美式幽默
Hello,you've reached Jim and Sara.
We can't pick upthe phone right now,
because we're doing something we really enjoy.
Sara likes doing it up and down,
and I like doing it left to right.
So leave a message,
and when we're done brushing our teeth,
we'll get back to you.
(嗨,這里是Jim和Sara的家。我們現(xiàn)在不能接電話,
因為我們正在干一件我們非常喜歡干的事情。
Sara喜歡一上一下地干,而我卻喜歡一左一右地干。
好吧,請留言吧,等我們刷完牙,我們將給您回電話。)
▽英式幽默
Two men are chatting.
One said, "Have you read in the local newspaper
about these two thieves caught yesterday?
One stole some batteries,
and one stole some fire-crackers."
- "No. What happened afterwards?"
- "One was charged, and one let off."
兩個男人在聊天。
一個說:“你在當(dāng)?shù)貓蠹埳献x過嗎?
關(guān)于昨天抓到的這兩個小偷?
一個偷了一些電池,
還有一個偷了一些爆竹。”
-“不,后來發(fā)生了什么事?”
“一個被指控,一個被釋放。”
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