我們愛講冷笑話：我讓外婆開心了（雙語）

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

　　"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

　　"Well done. Who was that?"

　　"My granny."

　　"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

　　"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

　　一個主日學(xué)校校(__教會為了向兒童灌輸宗教思想, 在星期天開辦的兒童班)的老師在對學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性?！艾F(xiàn)在，孩子們，”她說：“你們當中有誰讓別人高興過?”

　　“我，老師，”一個小男孩說：“昨天我就使別人高興過?！?/p>

　　“做得好，是誰呢?”

　　“我奶奶?！?/p>

　　“好孩子?，F(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”

　　“是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然后我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興!’”