一分鐘英語小笑話故事精選
一分鐘英語小笑話故事精選
笑話作為一種消遣的藝術(shù),具有生活與藝術(shù)的雙重屬性,需要回歸日常生活的審美語境下加以研究。小編精心收集了一分鐘英語小笑話故事，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
一分鐘英語小笑話故事篇1
A Remarkable Talent
一位了不起的天才
"Did you know I could tell time by the piano?" asked one friend of another.
“你相信我可以由鋼琴知道現(xiàn)在幾點鐘嗎?’一位老兄向他的朋友問道。
"You're kidding," replied his companion dubiously.
“別開玩笑了!”他的朋友懷疑地回答。
"I'll show you," said the first man as he sat down at the piano and started to hammer out amartial tune.
“那我試給你看，”說著那位老兄就坐在鋼琴前開始彈起一首進(jìn)行曲。
Within seconds came a pounding on the wall, and an angry voice shouting,
幾秒鐘后墻壁傳來捶打聲，一個憤怒的聲音叫道：
"Hey, you son of a bitch, don’t you realize it's three o’clock in the morning?"
“嘿!你他媽的，你知不知道現(xiàn)在是凌晨三點鐘?”
一分鐘英語小笑話故事篇2
City Suckers
城里來的傻瓜
Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost.
兩個城市里的老兄在一條鄉(xiāng)間小道上開車迷了路。
Pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if he knew the way back to the city.
他們把車停靠一位老農(nóng)夫旁邊，問他知不知道回城里的路。
"Nope. Can't say that I do," replied the old hayseed.
“不，我不知道，”老農(nóng)夫答道。
"Well, can you tell us how to get back to the main highway?"
“那你知道回到主要公路要怎么走嗎?
"Nope. Don't know that, either. "
“不，我也不知道。”
"Well, you sure don't know much, do you?"
"喔，你好像不太熟悉這里的路況，是嗎?""Could be. . . but I ain't lost, neither."
“可以這么說，……可是我也不會迷路。”
一分鐘英語小笑話故事篇3
老年是人生的第二個童年期嗎?
An old man sees a little boy sitting on a curb, crying.
一位老人看見一個小男孩坐在路旁號啕大哭。
"What's the matter, little boy?" he asks.
“怎么回事，小兄弟?”老人問道。
"I can't do what the big boys do. "
“大男孩能做的事，我都不能做。”
The old man sits down next to him and starts crying too.
聽了他的話，老人坐在小男孩旁邊也開始哭了起來。
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