有關(guān)于爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話大全

　　民間笑話故事像神話小說等民間文學(xué)一樣，是廣大勞動(dòng)人民在長(zhǎng)期的生產(chǎn)勞動(dòng)和與自然界作斗爭(zhēng)的過程中，以口頭形式創(chuàng)作和傳承的文學(xué)體裁。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了有關(guān)于爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關(guān)于爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一

　　One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

　　一天清晨，媽媽去叫還在睡覺的兒子起床。

　　Wake up, son.

　　起來，兒子。

　　It's time to go to school.

　　去學(xué)校的時(shí)間到了。

　　But why? I don't want to go to school.

　　但是為什么?我不想去學(xué)校。

　　Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.

　　給我兩個(gè)理由，你為什么不想去學(xué)校。

　　One, all the children hate me.

　　第一，所有的孩子都恨我。

　　Two, all the teachers hate me.

　　第二，所有的老師都恨我。

　　Oh! That's not a reason.

　　哦!這不是理由。

　　Come on, you have to go to school.

　　來吧，你必須去學(xué)校。

　　Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?

　　那給我兩個(gè)為什么我要去學(xué)校的理由?

　　One, you are fiftyt-two years old and should understand your responsibilities.

　　第一，你都52歲了，應(yīng)該明白自己的責(zé)任。

　　Two you are the principal of the school.

　　第二，你是學(xué)校的校長(zhǎng)。

　　有關(guān)于爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二

　　委婉的提醒

　　Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a specialoccasion.

　　結(jié)婚很久了，丈夫現(xiàn)在有時(shí)需要我委婉地提醒他一些特別的日子。

　　On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted,

　　在結(jié)婚35周年紀(jì)念日的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示他說:

　　"Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"

　　“親愛的，你意識(shí)到我們?cè)谶@兩個(gè)相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎?”

　　Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,

　　他放下報(bào)紙，眼睛直直地望著我:

　　"So, you want to switch seats?"

　　“那么，你想交換座位，是嗎?”

　　有關(guān)于爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三

　　你去哪兒了?

　　Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things.

　　古時(shí)候，有個(gè)人總是忘事。

　　One day, he went out with his little son.

　　一天，他帶著小兒子出門。

　　He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck.

　　一高興，便讓兒子騎在自己的脖子上。

　　After a time,he suddenly thought of his son, he asked people:

　　過了一會(huì)兒，他忽然想起兒子來，逢人便問:

　　"Have you seen my child?"

　　“你看到我的孩子了嗎?”

　　One of his villagers laughed and said: "Don't you know he is on your neck?"

　　有個(gè)同村的村民見了大笑，說:“你難道不知道他在你脖子上嗎?”

　　Hearing this, the man took down his son from his neck,

　　一聽這話，這人一把將兒子一從脖子上揪下來，

　　he was so angry that he hit the son, and then shouted:

　　氣憤至極，狠狠地打了孩子，嚷道:

　　"I have told you not to go here and there.

　　“我叫你別亂跑，

　　Where did you go just now?"

　　剛才你到哪里去了?”

　　
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