圣誕節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
圣誕節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
笑話是供人當(dāng)做笑料的事情，普遍存在于人們的日常生活中。小編精心收集了圣誕節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
圣誕節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話：答非所問(wèn)
what do sheep say to each other at christmastime?
綿羊在圣誕節(jié)會(huì)對(duì)其它同伴說(shuō)什么?
merry christmas to ewe(發(fā)音同you)!
母羊圣誕節(jié)快樂(lè)。(祝你圣誕節(jié)快樂(lè))
what's the best thing to put into christmas dinner?
把什么放進(jìn)圣誕大餐上最好。
your teeth!
你的牙齒。
why should christmas dinner always be well done?
為什么圣誕節(jié)都要吃大餐?
so you can say "merry crispness"!
因?yàn)槟憔涂梢哉f(shuō)“吃得快樂(lè)”
knock knock.
咚咚咚。
who's there?
誰(shuí)呀
mary.
瑪麗
mary who?
哪個(gè)mary?
mary christmas!
mary christmas(圣誕節(jié)快樂(lè))
a definition of christmas:
圣誕節(jié)的定義：
the time when everyone gets "santa"-mental.
人人都為圣誕老人瘋狂。
what did one christmas cracker say to the other christmas cracker?
一個(gè)圣誕節(jié)爆竹會(huì)對(duì)另一個(gè)圣誕節(jié)爆竹說(shuō)什么?
my pop is bigger than yours!
我的爆炸聲比你的爆炸聲大
what do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
你把從富人家偷來(lái)禮物送給窮人家的精靈叫什么?
ribbon hood!(robin hood)
what comes at the end of christmas day?
圣誕節(jié)christmas day最后的是什么?
the letter "y"!
字母y
what do angry mice send to each other in december?
生氣的老鼠在12月給每個(gè)人送什么?
cross mouse cards! 穿過(guò)老鼠卡(christmas card圣誕賀卡)
what did adam say on the day before christmas?
亞當(dāng)在圣誕節(jié)前一晚說(shuō)什么?
it's christmas, eve!
eve，是圣誕節(jié)了。(it's christmas eve 平安夜)
圣誕節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話：limited knowledge
圣誕老人知識(shí)有限
as we were putting out cookies for santa on christmas eve, i accidentally dropped one. "no problem," i said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "you can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "don’t worry. santa will never know." he shot me a look. "so he knows if i’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
平安夜那天，在我們分發(fā)餅干時(shí)，我一不小心掉了一塊到地上。“沒(méi)關(guān)系。”我一邊說(shuō)，一邊撿起來(lái)，并在放回盤子前撣掉了上面的灰。“你不能那么做。”我四歲大的孩子爭(zhēng)論道。“別擔(dān)心，圣誕老人不會(huì)知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“這就是說(shuō)他知道我有沒(méi)有做壞事，而他不知道餅干掉在地上過(guò)?”
圣誕節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話：good lights
好燈
a customer walked into our store looking for christmas lights. i showed her our top brand, but—wanting to make sure each bulb worked—she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in. i did, and each one lit up. "great," she said. i carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. but as i handed them to her, she looked alarmed. "i don’t want this box," she said abruptly. "it’s been opened."
一位顧客進(jìn)我們的商店買圣誕燈。我給她看了我們店里最好的牌子，但還需確認(rèn)一下燈泡是否正常。她讓我把燈泡從盒子里拿出來(lái)，然后通上電。我照做了。每一個(gè)燈泡都是正常的。她說(shuō):“非常好。”我小心翼翼地把這串圣誕燈放回盒子里。可當(dāng)我把這一盒燈泡交給她時(shí)，她吃驚地看著我，突然說(shuō)：“我不要這一盒，它打開過(guò)的。”
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