關(guān)于超短篇的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀
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關(guān)于超短篇的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇1
Jane:mom,what's the meaning of angel?
Mom:angel is a kind of person who can fly and with wing.
Jane:but miss helen can't fly,but why did dad call her "my angle"?
Mom(with angry):really?oh,I will let her fly at once!
簡(jiǎn):媽媽,天使是什么意思?
媽媽:天使是一種有翅膀,會(huì)飛的人.
簡(jiǎn):但是海倫小姐不會(huì)飛,爸爸為什么叫她"我的天使"呢?
媽媽(氣憤地):真的?好,我馬上就叫她飛!
關(guān)于超短篇的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇2
Tom:William has asked me for a loan of five pounds.Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack:Certainly.
Tom:And why?
Jack:Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊.我該不該借給他?
杰克：當(dāng)然應(yīng)該了.
湯姆：為什么?
杰克：否則他就該跟我借了.
關(guān)于超短篇的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇3
"Harry: "My big brother shaves every day."
哈里：“我哥哥每天都刮臉。”
Henry: "My brother shaves fifty times a day."
亨利：“我哥哥每天刮50次臉。”
Harry: "Is he crazy?"
哈里：“他瘋了嗎?”
Henry: "No, he's a barber."
亨利：“沒(méi)有，他是一名理發(fā)師。”"
關(guān)于超短篇的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇4
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?
約翰尼：他害病臥床了.他受了傷.
湯姆：真糟糕,怎么回事兒?
約翰尼：我們做游戲,看誰(shuí)能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn),他贏了.
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