八年級(jí)較短的英文笑話閱讀
八年級(jí)較短的英文笑話閱讀
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八年級(jí)較短的英文笑話：Hard of hearing
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain‘t it?" "No," the second man replied, "It‘s Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let‘s have a coke."
三個(gè)退休人員，每個(gè)人都有一個(gè)聽力損失，正在散步一個(gè)晴朗的行軍日。一個(gè)對(duì)另一個(gè)說：“有風(fēng)，不是嗎?” “不，”第二個(gè)男人回答說，“是星期四。” 和第三的人表示贊同，“我也是，讓我們有一個(gè)可樂。”
八年級(jí)較短的英文笑話：Good
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left." patient: "OH NO! That‘s awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???" Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer‘s. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."
一位老人去看醫(yī)生，經(jīng)過徹底檢查后，醫(yī)生告訴他：“我有好消息和壞消息，你想先聽什么?” 病人：“好吧，先把壞消息告訴我。” 醫(yī)生：“你得了癌癥，我估計(jì)你大約有兩年時(shí)間了。” 病人：“哦，不!這是awefull!在兩年我的生活將結(jié)束!在這之后，你可能會(huì)告訴我什么樣的好消息呢???” 醫(yī)生：“你也有老年癡呆癥，在大約三個(gè)月的時(shí)間里，你會(huì)忘記我告訴你的一切。”
八年級(jí)較短的英文笑話：Recently seen
Recently seen on a card... Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us... Inside: ... We had to stay up all night lighting them!
最近在一張卡片上看到… 外：我們不感到抱歉，你吹了所有這些蠟燭，我們呢… 里面：…我們不得不熬夜照亮他們!
八年級(jí)較短的英文笑話：Married four times
Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's wrong?" The depressed one replied, "I've been married four times and every one of my husbands has passed away." The other lady asked, "What did they used to do?" The depressed lady replied, "Well, my first husband was a millionaire, the second was a magician, the third was an evangelist(福音傳道者), and the fourth was a mortician(殯儀業(yè)者)." And the other said, "Oh, I see, one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go...
兩位女士在一起玩兒,一個(gè)是沮喪。“怎么了?” 沮喪的回答說:“我已經(jīng)結(jié)婚四次,每一個(gè)我的丈夫已經(jīng)去世了。” 其他夫人問道:“他們用來做什么?“抑郁夫人回答說,“嗯,我的第一任丈夫是一個(gè)百萬富翁,第二次是一個(gè)魔術(shù)師,第三是一個(gè)傳教士(福音傳道者),第四個(gè)是殯儀業(yè)者。” ,另一個(gè)說:“噢,我明白了,一個(gè)為了錢, 準(zhǔn)備兩個(gè),三個(gè),和四個(gè)去……
八年級(jí)較短的英文笑話：The Russian baby
Morris and Becky were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation... On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses. After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Russian?" The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."
莫里斯和貝基心情非常好他們的漫長的等待之后終于采取嬰兒結(jié)束。采用中心打電話告訴他們有一個(gè)美妙的俄羅斯男孩,和這對(duì)夫婦毫不猶豫地把他…… 從收養(yǎng)中心回家的路上,他們停止了當(dāng)?shù)氐拇髮W(xué)希望能夠參加夜校就讀。填寫表單后,登記員問:“是什么讓你學(xué)習(xí)俄語呢?” 這對(duì)夫婦自豪地說,“我們只是采取了俄羅斯嬰兒在一年左右的時(shí)間,他會(huì)開始說話。我們只是希望能夠理解他。”
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