關(guān)于1年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
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關(guān)于1年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：如此長(zhǎng)的狗Such a long dog
Once there was a blind man. One day when he was walking, he stepped on the head of a dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while.
The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped on another dog's tail, so this dog also barked.
The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise: "It's a wonder that the dog is so long."
關(guān)于1年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：體面的男友Respectable boyfriend
Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"
"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."
關(guān)于1年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：假裝結(jié)婚L(zhǎng)et's pretend
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage on a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep -- the man on the top bunk, and the woman on the lower.
In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?"
The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, "I have a better idea, just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
The man says happily, "OK! Sure!"
The woman says, "GOOD. Get your own damn blanket!"
關(guān)于1年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：科學(xué)家和青蛙
The scientist and the frog
There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, “Frog with four feet, jumps four feet.”
So the scientist cut off one of one of the frogs legs. The scientist told the frog to jump. Frog jumped three feet. So the scientist wrote in his note book, “Frog with three feet, jumps three feet.”
So the scientist cut of another leg. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped two feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook “Frog with two feet, jumps two feet.”
The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump. Frog jumped one foot. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, “Frog with one foot, jumps one foot.”
So the scientist cut off his last leg.
He said, “Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!”
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, “Frog with no feet, goes deaf.”
關(guān)于1年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：看看我有什么不同
Do you notice anything unusual about me
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company.
It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The last question of the interview was always the same.
“Do you notice anything unusual about me?” he asked the first candidate.
“Yes. You have no ears.”
He quickly eliminated the first candidate.
“Do you notice anything unusual about me?” he asked the second candidate.
“Yes. You have no ears.”
He quickly eliminated the second candidate.
“Do you notice anything unusual about me?” he asked the third candidate.
“Yes. You're wearing contacts.”
Thinking he had found the man for the job he said, “That's correct. How did you know?”
“You can't wear glasses if you don't have any freakin' ears.”
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