6年級(jí)幽默英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
英語(yǔ)笑話由于其滑稽可笑的特點(diǎn)常常能夠促使人們開(kāi)懷捧腹。本文是6年級(jí)幽默英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
6年級(jí)幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：Jackasses jokes
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack,
a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying
6年級(jí)幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：A Girl Just Like Mother
No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.
“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her.
So the young man searched and searched， and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser：
“Just like you said， I found a girl who looked，talked，dressed， and even cooked like mother.And just as you said，mother liked her”
“So，”asked the friend，“what happened?”
“Nothing，”said the young man.“My father hates her!”
6年級(jí)幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：士兵坐飛機(jī)有美女陪伴的高招
Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it.
When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said,
6年級(jí)幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：Three reasons
Teacher: Stone , give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so,and you says so !
三條理由
老師：斯通，說(shuō)出三條理由來(lái)證明地球是圓的。
斯通：媽媽是這樣說(shuō)的，爸爸是這樣說(shuō)的，你也是這樣說(shuō)的!
6年級(jí)幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：A clever answer
Betty: Black hens are more clever than white ones, are’t they?
Letty: How do you know?
Betty: Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens can’t lay black ones.
聰明的回答
貝特：黑母雞比白母雞聰明多了，不是嗎?
萊特：你怎么知道?
貝特：嗯，黑母雞會(huì)下白蛋，但是白母雞卻不會(huì)下黑蛋。
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