小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話大全
幽默與笑話同是社會(huì)交往活動(dòng)中不可缺少的交際手段,探索幽默與笑話的區(qū)別,認(rèn)為有意與無(wú)意、含蓄與直白、復(fù)雜與簡(jiǎn)單、創(chuàng)新與故舊是區(qū)分幽默與笑話的重要標(biāo)準(zhǔn)。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話，歡迎閱讀!
小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話：我能得到什么What do I get
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?
Tommy: Quarters.
Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?
Tommy: Hamburger.
小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話：為什么鼻青臉腫Black eyes
A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye.”
The boss asked, “Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?”
“Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.”
小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話：New Discovery
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young
model stepped off the elevator.
Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I shouldhave brought my wife!"
新發(fā)現(xiàn)
一個(gè)鄉(xiāng)下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走進(jìn)一座大樓，看見(jiàn)一個(gè)歲數(shù)很大的矮胖女人邁進(jìn)一個(gè)小房間。房間的門(mén)隨后關(guān)上，有幾個(gè)燈在閃亮。一會(huì)兒，門(mén)開(kāi)了，電梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。
鄉(xiāng)下人驚奇地眨著眼睛，慢吞吞地說(shuō)：“我應(yīng)該把我的老婆帶來(lái)!”
小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話：The Fox and the Tiger(狐貍和老虎)
An Archer, hunting in the woods, was so successful with his arrows that he killed many of the wild animals. This frightened the rest so much that they ran into the densest part of the bushes to hide. At last the Tiger stood up, and pretending to be very brave, told the other animals not to be afraid anymore, but to rely on his courage, and he would attack the enemy on his own. While he was talking, and lashing his tail and tearing at the ground with his claws to impress the others, an arrow came and pierced his ribs. The Tiger howled with pain.
While he was trying to draw out the arrow with his teeth the Fox went up to him and asked, in surprise, whoever had the strength and courage to wound such a brave and mighty beast as the Tiger?
"Nay," said the Tiger, "I misjudged my enemy. It was that unbeatable man over there!"
MORAL: Knowledge is power.
狐貍和老虎
一個(gè)射手正在森林里打獵。他的箭法好極了，射死了許多野獸。這可大大地嚇壞了余下的動(dòng)物，它們都跑到最茂盛的灌木叢中躲藏起來(lái)。最后，老虎站了起來(lái)，裝著非常勇敢的樣子叫其余的動(dòng)物相信它的勇敢，不必再害怕。它將獨(dú)個(gè)兒向敵人進(jìn)攻。它一邊說(shuō)著，一邊甩動(dòng)著它的尾巴，并用它的爪子刨著地上的泥土，想使別人更信任它。就在這時(shí)，一枝箭飛來(lái)，刺穿了他的肋骨，老虎頓時(shí)痛得吼叫起來(lái)。
正當(dāng)它盡力用牙齒拔出身上的箭時(shí)，狐貍走上前來(lái)吃驚地問(wèn)道：“誰(shuí)能有這樣的力氣和膽量來(lái)傷害象老虎這樣勇敢而強(qiáng)有力的野獸呢?”
“不，”老虎說(shuō)，“我錯(cuò)誤地判斷了我的敵人，是那邊那個(gè)不可戰(zhàn)勝的人打敗了我。”
小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話：懂得一門(mén)外語(yǔ)的重要性
A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away.
Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how important it is to know a second language."
一只大貓帶著四只小貓，突然路遇一只大狗，小貓嚇的往后退縮，這時(shí)大貓對(duì)著狗一陣大吠，把狗嚇跑。
大貓扭頭對(duì)小貓說(shuō)：“看到?jīng)]有，知道懂得一門(mén)外語(yǔ)的重要性了吧。”
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