有關(guān)于短的英語(yǔ)笑話大全
笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。笑話可能只是文字游戲,但有時(shí)它在人們解決生活中的困惑時(shí)起著重要作用。本文是有關(guān)于短的英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
有關(guān)于短的英語(yǔ)笑話：Very stupid robbers
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
兩個(gè)笨賊
兩個(gè)盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個(gè)說(shuō)：“我聽(tīng)到警報(bào)響了，快跳吧!”
第二個(gè)說(shuō)：“但是我們現(xiàn)在在第13層啊!”第一個(gè)尖叫著回敬他：“都什么時(shí)候了，還這么迷信!”
有關(guān)于短的英語(yǔ)笑話：The World's Greatest Swordsman
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."
世界上最偉大的擊劍手
在一場(chǎng)世界最佳擊劍手表演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場(chǎng)了。一只蒼蠅放了出來(lái)，劍劃了一個(gè)弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來(lái)。緊接著排名第二的人將一只蒼蠅切成了四半?，F(xiàn)場(chǎng)一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場(chǎng)。
他的劍鋒以一個(gè)巨大的弧線劃了下來(lái)--然而那只昆蟲(chóng)還在繼續(xù)飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯(cuò)過(guò)了他的目標(biāo)，然而他還在微笑著。
“你為什么這么高興?”有人嚷道，“你沒(méi)擊中!”
“啊，”劍手答道，“你剛才沒(méi)有很仔細(xì)地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的--但他永遠(yuǎn)也做不成爸爸了。
有關(guān)于短的英語(yǔ)笑話：Good Points and Bad Points 優(yōu)缺點(diǎn)
"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."
“這幢房子，”房地產(chǎn)推銷(xiāo)商說(shuō)，“既有優(yōu)點(diǎn)也有缺點(diǎn)。為了說(shuō)明我是誠(chéng)實(shí)的，我將告訴你們它的缺點(diǎn)：往南面一個(gè)街區(qū)是一家化工廠，往北面一個(gè)街區(qū)是一家屠宰場(chǎng)。”
"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.
“那么它的長(zhǎng)處呢?”預(yù)備購(gòu)買(mǎi)房子的人問(wèn)道。
"The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."
“它的好處，”代理商說(shuō)道，“就是，你總能分清風(fēng)是從哪邊吹過(guò)來(lái)的。”
有關(guān)于短的英語(yǔ)笑話：Who Is the Laziest?
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
中文：
父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過(guò)，現(xiàn)在我想問(wèn)你個(gè)問(wèn)題。你們班上誰(shuí)最懶?
湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父親：啊，不對(duì)，你知道!想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫(xiě)字時(shí)，誰(shuí)在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?
湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。
有關(guān)于短的英語(yǔ)笑話：I think that I'm a chicken
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服?
病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。
精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時(shí)候開(kāi)始的?
病人：從我還是一只蛋的時(shí)候開(kāi)始。
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