初一英語(yǔ)笑話故事大全
笑話由于其滑稽可笑的特點(diǎn)而為人們長(zhǎng)久以來(lái)所喜愛(ài)。而人們對(duì)笑話的熱衷與喜愛(ài)也促使人們?cè)陂_(kāi)懷捧腹的同時(shí)對(duì)笑話為何能夠使人發(fā)笑這一問(wèn)題進(jìn)行思考。本文是初一英語(yǔ)笑話故事，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
初一英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇一
Indians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild.
Since the young chief never learned the ways of his ancestors,
he tells them to collect firewood,
then he goes off and calls the National Weather Service.
印地安人問(wèn)他們的新酋長(zhǎng)，這個(gè)冬天是冷還是溫暖。這位年輕的酋長(zhǎng)從沒(méi)學(xué)過(guò)祖先那些本領(lǐng)，
他只好吩咐他們?nèi)炷静瘢缓笞约鹤叩揭贿吶ソo國(guó)家氣象局打電話。
"Will the winter be bad?" he asks.
“今年冬天會(huì)不會(huì)很冷?”他問(wèn)。
"Looks like it," is the answer.
“看上去是這樣的。”他得到這樣的回答。
So the chief tells his people to gather more firewood. A week later, he calls again.
于是酋長(zhǎng)要求大家收集更多的木柴。一個(gè)星期后，他又打電話給國(guó)家氣象局。
"Are you positive the winter will be very cold?"
“你確信今年冬天會(huì)很冷?”
"Absolutely."
“毫無(wú)疑問(wèn)。”
The chief tells his people to gather even more firewood,
then calls the Weather Service again: "Are you sure?"
酋長(zhǎng)隨即要求族人撿更多的木柴，然后再次給國(guó)家氣象局打電話：
“你肯定嗎?”
"I'm telling you, it's going to be the coldest winter on record."
“我告訴你，那將是有史以來(lái)最寒冷的冬天。”
"How do you know?"
“你怎么知道?”
"Because the Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!"
“因?yàn)橛〉诎踩苏l(fā)瘋似地?fù)炷静?”
初一英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇二
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy,
it took her a long time to pick on one。
Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid
that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her:
"An excellent choice, madam.You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!"
To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said:
"I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off.
Show me some more hats!"
一位婦女到一家帽子店買(mǎi)帽子。她很挑剔，用了很長(zhǎng)時(shí)間才選好了一頂。
已經(jīng)忍耐到極限的售貨員害怕她再改變主意，便恭維她：“你做了極好的選擇
，夫人。你戴上這頂帽子看上去起碼年輕十歲!”
但令他沮喪的是，這位女士馬上摘下了她的帽子說(shuō)：
“我不想要一頂摘下來(lái)便使我立刻顯得老十歲的帽子。
多拿一些帽子給我看看!”
初一英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇三
When the young waitress in the café in Tom's
building started waving hello everyday.
Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he.
One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again.
When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"
"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.
"So is my mom," she said.
"Would you like to meet her?"
翻譯《約會(huì)》
在湯姆工作的大樓里有一個(gè)咖啡屋，
那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。
湯姆有些受寵若驚，因?yàn)檫@位小姐看上去至少比他年輕15歲。
一天她又對(duì)湯姆招手并示意湯姆過(guò)去。
于是湯姆走了過(guò)去。她問(wèn)道，“您現(xiàn)在是單身嗎?”
“對(duì)，是單身，”湯姆滿臉堆笑的說(shuō)。 “我母親也是，”
她說(shuō)，“您愿不愿意見(jiàn)見(jiàn)她?”
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