爆笑幽默英語小笑話
“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。笑話使人們?cè)诳贪宓纳钪懈械揭唤z快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調(diào)劑作用。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)肀τ哪⒄Z小笑話，歡迎大家閱讀!
爆笑幽默英語小笑話：視力訓(xùn)練
The squad(班，小隊(duì)) were having "visual training". One smart recruit(新兵，招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway(遙遠(yuǎn)的，恍惚的) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied：
班里正在進(jìn)行“視力訓(xùn)練”。一個(gè)聰明伶俐的新兵被班長(zhǎng)叫出來數(shù)遠(yuǎn)處曠野上采掘隊(duì)的人數(shù)。采掘隊(duì)在很遠(yuǎn)的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點(diǎn)兒。但是這個(gè)新兵毫不猶豫地回答。
"Sixteen men and a sergeant(中士，軍士) , sir."
“十六個(gè)兵外加一個(gè)中士，長(zhǎng)官。”
"Right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個(gè)中士?”
"He's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不干活，長(zhǎng)官。”
爆笑幽默英語小笑話：什么叫叛徒?
Young hopeful:"Father, what is a traitor in politics?"
有希望的青年人：“父親，什么叫政治叛徒?”
Father (a veteran politician):"A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."
父親(一位老資格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個(gè)黨的人。”
Young hopeful:"Well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"
有希望的青年人：“那么，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什么呢?”
Father:"A convert, my son."
父親：“叫改變信仰者，我的兒子。
爆笑幽默英語小笑話：日落
Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.
父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫的，你知道，她曾在國(guó)外學(xué)過畫畫。
Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.
朋友：啊，怪不得!我在本國(guó)還從來沒有見過這樣的日落。
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