英語經(jīng)典笑話5篇

　　下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的英語經(jīng)典笑話，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　英語經(jīng)典笑話：CD Player

　　While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean?

　　That means, she said, that this machine will read the digital information that is encoded on CDs and convert it into an audio signal - that is, into music.

　　In other words this CD player plays CDs.

　　Exactly.

　　CD唱機(jī)

　　在購買我的第一部CD唱機(jī)時(shí)，我能夠解讀推銷標(biāo)記上面的大多數(shù)技術(shù)語言。但是有一個(gè)標(biāo)示卻讓我頗為迷惑，于是我叫過銷售商，問道：‘混合脈沖D/A變換器’是什么意思?

　　它的意思是，她說，這個(gè)機(jī)器能夠讀CD碟上加碼的數(shù)字信息，將它轉(zhuǎn)換成聲音信息-也就是說，轉(zhuǎn)換成音樂。

　　換句話說，這個(gè)CD唱機(jī)能夠播放CD碟。

　　正是如此。

　　英語經(jīng)典笑話：Too Smart for Dad

　　Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?

　　You did, admitted the boyfriend, it was going to strike eleven , but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you.

　　The father muttered, Wonder why I didn't think of that one in my courting days!

　　青出于藍(lán)

　　小伙子，父親在樓梯口板著臉說道，鬧鐘敲了四下，你才把我女兒帶回來，我沒聽錯(cuò)吧?

　　是的，男孩承認(rèn)說，鬧鐘本來是要敲11下，但我拽住了鐘擺，以免影響您。

　　父親低咕道：奇怪，我談戀愛時(shí)怎么沒想到這一著呢!

　　英語經(jīng)典笑話：

　　Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words.

　　One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man.

　　After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.

　　從前，有個(gè)人很富有，但他不識字。 一天，他的一位朋友想向他借一頭公牛，便寫了個(gè)條，讓仆人送到富人那里。

　　仆人把條子給了富人。富人便假裝看了一會兒，然后說道：好啦，我知道了。回去告訴你的主人，我馬上自己過去。

　　英語經(jīng)典笑話：

　　Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. As long as you're asleep, it read, you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired.

　　我的同事有好幾小時(shí)不見人了。我們瘋了地到處找他。最后老板發(fā)現(xiàn)，他正在睡大覺。沒叫醒他，老板悄無聲息地在我的同事的胸前放了個(gè)紙條。睡覺時(shí)，條上寫著，你是我的員工，醒來你就不是了。英語經(jīng)典笑話：死于肝癌的人100%都吃飯

　　Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of

　　those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.

　　妻子：你瞧，根據(jù)這報(bào)上登的統(tǒng)計(jì)數(shù)字，那些死于肝癌的人有80%都喝酒。

　　Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat

　　meals.

　　丈夫：那就不錯(cuò)了。據(jù)我調(diào)查，所有這些人都吃飯呢。

　　英語經(jīng)典笑話：我是單身漢

　　Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.

　　杰克騎車摔傷，去醫(yī)院治療。一位年輕美貌的護(hù)士拿著表格讓填。 杰克填好后遞上表格。

　　"Anything else?"The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thinks for a while and said "l'm a bachelor."

　　“還有什么漏填的?”護(hù)士問。“有!”杰克想了想說，“我是個(gè)單身漢。”