英語短笑話帶翻譯
英語短笑話帶翻譯
笑話(анекдот)是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會關(guān)系和心理特征等等。下面是學習啦小編帶來的英語短笑話帶翻譯，歡迎欣賞!
英語短笑話帶翻譯篇1
TEACHER: In what countries are elephants found?
老師:在哪些國家發(fā)現(xiàn)了大象?
STUDENT: Teacher. Elephants are very large and intelligent animals，and are seldom lost.
學生:老師，大象是一種巨型的并且是一種充滿智慧的動物，因此，它是不會迷路的。
TEACHER: A noun is the name of a person or a thing. Who can give me a noun?
老師:名詞是一個人的名字或是一件事。誰能給我舉個例子?
STUDENT: A cow.
學生:母牛。
TEACHER: Very good. Another noun?
老師:很好。你能再舉個例子嗎。
STUDENT: Another cow.
學生:另外一頭母牛。
TEACHER: Jim, what are the three words which some of you use most often in class?
老師:吉姆，你經(jīng)常在課堂上說的三個字是什么?
STUDENT; I don’t know.
學生:不知道。
TEAL HER: Correct.
老師:答對了。
英語短笑話帶翻譯篇2
On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old Englishman and his youngest son were seated in the village inn. The father had partaken liberally of the beer, and was warning his son against the evils of intemperance.
在一個陽光明媚的周日午后，一個年長的英國紳士和他年幼的兒子一同坐在村莊的旅店里。父親沒有節(jié)制地大口喝著啤酒，并警告他的兒子如果放縱就會給你帶來痛苦。
"Never drink too much, my son. A gentleman stops when he has enough. To be drunk is a disgrace.”
“永遠不要喝的太多，我的兒子。一個紳士在喝酒時會適可而止。喝醉了酒可是不太光彩啊。”
"Yes, father, but how can I tell when I have enough or am drunk?"
“是的，爸爸。但是當我喝的有點過頭甚至喝醉了的時候我怎么才能知道呢?”
The old man pointed with his fingers.
這位年長的父親伸出手指指向一邊。
"Do you see those two men sitting in the corner? If you should see four men there .you would know that you were drunk.”
“你看見坐在角落的那兩個男人了嗎?如果你看見的是四個男人坐在那里，那你要意識到你是喝醉了。”
The boy looked long and eamestly, After a time in puzzled tones, he said: yes, father, but-but-there is only one man in that corner.”
那個男孩認真仔細的看了很久。過了一會之后，他用困惑的聲調(diào)說到:“是呀，爸爸，但是—但是—在那個角落里只有一個人呀!”
英語短笑話帶翻譯篇3
A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole.
一個酒鬼打算要去冰上垂釣，于是，他收拾好了用具到四處逛了逛，直到找到了一大塊冰。于是他在冰的中心開始鋸洞。
All of a sudden，a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. "You will find no fish under that ice.”
突然之間，一個急速擴大的聲音從天空中傳來。“你不會在冰的下面找到魚的。”
The drunk looks around, but sees no one. He starts sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks，"as I said before, there are no fish under the ice.”
這個酒鬼朝四周看了看，但是沒有人。他又開始鋸了起來。那個說話人的聲音又一次傳來:“我剛才已經(jīng)說過了，冰的下面沒有魚。”
The drunk looks all around, high and low, but can’t see a single soul. He picks up the saw and tries one more time to finish.
那個酒鬼又向四周從高處到低處的望了一番，但是，連一個人影也沒有看見。他又拿起了鋸繼續(xù)進行他的工作。
Before he can even start cutting, the huge voice interrupts. "I have warned you three times now. There are no fish!”
就在他馬上要鋸斷冰面的時候，一聲巨大的喊叫聲打斷了他:“我現(xiàn)在第三次警告你，這下面沒有魚!”
The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared，so he asks the voice，"how do you know there are no fish? Are you God trying to warn me?"
這個酒鬼神情慌張甚至覺得恐懼，于是他問了那個聲音:“你怎么知道這下面沒有魚?上帝呀，難道是你在警告我嗎?”
"No,” the voice replied. "I am the manager of this hockey rink.”
“不是，”那個聲音回答他:“我是這個冰球場的經(jīng)理。”
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