英語(yǔ)小笑話
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小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
Who do you think you are?
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.
“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”
“I am the driver.” he said.
你以為你是誰(shuí)?
公共汽車(chē)上很擠，當(dāng)又一個(gè)人還是試圖上車(chē)時(shí)，乘客們不讓他上。
“車(chē)上太擠了，”他們喊道，“你以為你是誰(shuí)?”
“我是司機(jī)!”他說(shuō)。
小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
To Buy a Video
Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.
But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.
"How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.
"Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "I sold the television!"
買(mǎi)錄像機(jī)
艾莫斯問(wèn)媽媽他們是否能買(mǎi)一臺(tái)錄像機(jī)。
”恐怕我們還買(mǎi)不起，“媽媽嘆息著說(shuō)。
可第二天當(dāng)艾莫斯回來(lái)時(shí)，他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺(tái)全新的錄像機(jī)。
”你究竟是哪兒來(lái)的錢(qián)買(mǎi)這東西?“媽媽大吃一驚，喘著氣說(shuō)。
”媽媽?zhuān)@簡(jiǎn)單，“ 艾曼斯回答。”我把電視機(jī)給賣(mài)了!"
小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
All I do is pay
"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My
wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war,
and my daughter is foreign secretary."
"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your
position?"
"I’m the people. All I do is pay."
我要做的一切就是付錢(qián)
布朗先生告訴同事說(shuō)：“我的家簡(jiǎn)直就象一個(gè)國(guó)家一樣。我妻子
是財(cái)政部長(zhǎng)。我岳母是作戰(zhàn)部長(zhǎng)，我女兒是外交秘書(shū)。”
“聽(tīng)上去挺有意思的，”他的同事說(shuō)，“那你的職務(wù)是什么呢?”
“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付錢(qián)。”
小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
For the Dog
The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.
"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"
"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"
喂狗
一家人在飯館里吃過(guò)晚飯，父親把服務(wù)生叫了過(guò)來(lái)。
”先生，什么事?“服務(wù)生問(wèn)。
”我兒子的盤(pán)子里剩下許多肉，“父親說(shuō)，”能給我們一個(gè)袋子嗎?我把剩下的東西帶回去喂狗。“
”啊呀，爸爸!“兒子激動(dòng)地叫喊著。”咱家養(yǎng)狗了嗎?“
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