英語(yǔ)小笑話大全爆笑
英語(yǔ)小笑話大全爆笑
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爆笑簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話篇1
Starstruck
追星族
I have been starstruck since I was a little girl, so I was delighted and practically speechless not long ago when I spotted the actor Ernest Borgnine walking in my direction on New York's Fifth Avenue. "Why, you're Ernest Borgnine!" I managed to blurt out.
從小時(shí)候起，我就一直被明星所深深吸引，因此不久以前當(dāng)我在紐約第五大街上認(rèn)出演員厄內(nèi)斯特.波格尼向我迎面走過(guò)來(lái)時(shí)，我欣喜若狂，完全不知該說(shuō)什么好。“怎么，你是厄內(nèi)斯特.波格尼!”我想法迸出一句話來(lái)。
"Yes," he said, nodding politely, "I know."
“是的，”他很有禮貌地點(diǎn)了點(diǎn)頭，說(shuō)道：“我知道。”
爆笑簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話篇2
Keep the Change
不用找了
One sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make their purchases. The three youngest each gave me a quick hug, grabbed their cones and raced back outside. But when my teen-age son at the end of the line finally got his turn to "buy" his ice cream, he gave me two hugs. "Keep the changes," he said with a smile.
有一天天氣悶熱，我將冰淇淋舀進(jìn)錐筒，告訴我的四個(gè)小孩，他們可以從我這里用擁抱“購(gòu)買”一筒。于是，孩子們馬上排起了隊(duì)來(lái)購(gòu)買。較小的三個(gè)孩子每人很快的抱了我一下，抓過(guò)冰淇淋筒就跑到外面去了。最后輪到排在隊(duì)尾十年的大兒子來(lái)“買”冰淇淋時(shí)，他擁抱了我二下。“不用找了，”他笑著說(shuō)。
爆笑簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話篇3
纏住不放
Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game，you or Uncle Richie?"
丈夫打完高爾夫球回來(lái)，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門口迎了上去。“爸爸，誰(shuí)贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔?”
"Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun."
“我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏，”丈夫推諉說(shuō)。“我們打球只是為了好玩而已。”
Undaunted, Sare said, "Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?"
莎拉毫不氣餒，又問(wèn)：“那么，爸爸，誰(shuí)覺得更好玩呢?”
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