有關(guān)英文小笑話演講稿閱讀
有關(guān)英文小笑話演講稿閱讀
笑話是一種流傳廣泛為人民群眾所喜愛(ài)的文學(xué)樣式。一篇好的笑話,總是以短小的篇幅、精煉的語(yǔ)言、諷刺的手法,表達(dá)一個(gè)引人發(fā)笑的故事,在笑中寓有深義,發(fā)人深思,促人戰(zhàn)斗,使人猛醒。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了有關(guān)英文小笑話演講稿，歡迎閱讀!
有關(guān)英文小笑話演講稿篇一
孩子”的復(fù)數(shù)形式
Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?
老師: 湯姆，“男人”這個(gè)詞的復(fù)數(shù)形式是什么?
Tom: Men.
湯姆:男人們。
Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
老師: 答得好。那“孩子”的復(fù)數(shù)形式呢?
Tom : Twins.
湯姆: 雙胞胎。
有關(guān)英文小笑話演講稿篇二
The couple seated in restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table，their waiter suddenly rushed over.
在飯館里坐著一對(duì)夫婦，他們看上去非常高興。但是當(dāng)那女子向旁邊瞥了一眼時(shí)，服務(wù)員馬上跑了過(guò)來(lái)。
“Madam look,”he said.“Your husband just slid under the table.”
“夫人，您瞧,” 他說(shuō),“您丈夫滑到桌子底下去了。”
“No,he didn't,”she replied.“My husband just came in the door.”
“不，他沒(méi)有,” 她回答,“我丈夫剛從門外進(jìn)來(lái)。”
有關(guān)英文小笑話演講稿篇三
An older lady gets undressed and starts to get into the bathtub. She gets about halfway into the tub and thinks, "Was I getting into the tub or getting out?”
一個(gè)上了年紀(jì)的女人脫了衣服準(zhǔn)備去洗澡。她剛把一只腳邁進(jìn)浴缸就想:我是打算進(jìn)去呢?還是正要出去?
She calls out, "Bernice! Was I getting into the bathtub or getting out?"
她大聲喊:“伯尼斯!我這是正要去洗澡還是打算要出來(lái)呢?”
Bernice says, "Well I don’t know. I' 11 have to come up and look.” Bernice starts walking up the stairs to the bathroom, gets halfway up and thinks to herself, “Was I going up the stairs or down? " She calls out "Sally! Was I going up or down the stairs?”
伯尼斯說(shuō):“我不知道，我這就上去看看。”伯尼斯開(kāi)始往樓上的浴室走，走到一半時(shí)想到:我這是要上樓呢還是下樓?她大喊:“莎莉!我這是要上樓呢還是要下樓呢?”
Sally, who is just being with Bernice down in the living room calls back,“How should I know?” and thinks to herself, “I' m glad I’m not losing my mind like the other people in this house.”
剛還和伯尼斯在樓下客廳里的莎莉喊:“我怎么知道?”她自己想:我真的很高興我不像這個(gè)屋子里的其它人一樣沒(méi)記性。
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