關(guān)于兒童英語小笑話大全

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關(guān)于兒童英語小笑話大全

　　笑話是一種用來逗笑取樂的文體。笑話,不僅能讓同學(xué)們?cè)谌粘Ｉ詈蛯W(xué)習(xí)中不時(shí)地會(huì)心一笑,還能從中學(xué)習(xí)到不少的英語知識(shí)。小編精心收集了關(guān)于兒童英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!

　　關(guān)于兒童英語小笑話篇1

　　A Scotchman was attacked by three highwaymen, and defended himself with great courage.After much difficulty, the robbers succeeded in overpowering him, and his pockets weresearched. They expected, after such a severe struggle, to find a large sum of money; but weresurprised to discover he had only a sixpence, and this was all the treasures he had beendefending at the risk of his life. "Why, "said one of the rogues, "if he had had eightpence hewould have killed the whole lot of us."

　　蘇格蘭人和強(qiáng)盜

　　一個(gè)蘇格蘭人受到三個(gè)強(qiáng)盜的攔路襲擊,他極其勇敢地進(jìn)行自衛(wèi),但是經(jīng)過一番搏斗后,強(qiáng)盜們最終制服了他.他們搜查了他的口袋.強(qiáng)盜以為經(jīng)歷了這么一場(chǎng)激烈的搏斗,在他身上一定會(huì)找到一大筆錢,然而他們卻驚奇地發(fā)現(xiàn)他只有一枚六便士硬幣,這就是他冒了生命危險(xiǎn)來保衛(wèi)的所有財(cái)產(chǎn)."啊唷!"其中一個(gè)強(qiáng)盜說,"如果他有八便士的話,他定會(huì)把我們統(tǒng)統(tǒng)殺死."

　　關(guān)于兒童英語小笑話篇2

　　A gentleman and a lady were talking in an omnibus:

　　"Have you got any children, Madam?"

　　"Yes, Sir I have one boy."

　　"Is he a good boy?"

　　"A very good boy."

　　"Does your son smoke, Madam?"

　　"No, Sir, he does not smoke."

　　"Does he go to the alehouse?"

　　"No, Sir, he does not go out without me."

　　"Does he come home late?"

　　"No, Sir he goes to bed after supper every day."

　　"Your son is a very nice young man, Madam, how old is he?"

　　"He is six months, Sir."

　　棒小伙

　　一位先生和一位太太同坐在一輛公共汽車上談著話.

　　先生:"太太,你有孩子嗎?"

　　太太:"有的,先生,我有一個(gè)男孩."

　　先生:"他是一個(gè)好孩子嗎?"

　　太太:"一個(gè)非常好的男孩."

　　先生:"太太,你的兒子抽煙嗎?"

　　太太:"不先生,他不抽煙."

　　先生:"他去酒吧嗎?"

　　太太:"不,先生,沒有我他從來不出去."

　　先生:"他回家晚嗎?"

　　太太:"不先生,每天他吃了晚飯就睡."

　　先生:"太太,你的兒子真是個(gè)非常好的年輕人,他幾歲了?"

　　太太:"先生,他六個(gè)月".

　　關(guān)于兒童英語小笑話篇3

　　A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of hisbrooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it.

　　"Two pence,"said the man.

　　"No, no, "said the barber, "I will give you a penny, and if you do not think that enough, you maytake your broom again."

　　The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave.

　　"A penny."said the barber.

　　"I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again."

　　賣掃帚的人和理發(fā)師

　　一個(gè)賣掃帚的人去一家理發(fā)店修面.理發(fā)師向他買了一把掃帚.當(dāng)理發(fā)師給他修完面后,問了一下掃帚的價(jià)錢.

　　賣掃帚的人說:"兩便士"

　　"不,不"理發(fā)師說,"我只出一便士.如果你認(rèn)為不夠的話,可以把掃帚拿回去."

　　賣掃帚的人取回了掃帚,隨后問修面要付多少錢.

　　賣掃帚的人說:"我只能給你半個(gè)便士,如果你認(rèn)為不夠的話,你可以把胡子再替我裝上."

　　
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