關(guān)于英語(yǔ)兩人對(duì)話小笑話
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)兩人對(duì)話小笑話
笑話是內(nèi)容豐富并具有出乎意料結(jié)尾的幽默口頭故事。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編精心收集的關(guān)于兩人英語(yǔ)對(duì)話小笑話，希望大家喜歡!
關(guān)于兩人英語(yǔ)對(duì)話小笑話篇一
I think that I'm a chicken
Psychiatrist:What's your problem?
Patient:I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist:How long has this been going on?
Patient:Ever since I was an egg!
精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服?
病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞.
精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時(shí)候開始的?
病人：從我還是一只蛋的時(shí)候開始.
關(guān)于兩人英語(yǔ)對(duì)話小笑話篇二
The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。
媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。
關(guān)于兩人英語(yǔ)對(duì)話小笑話篇三
The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋?cè)嗽?one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
瘋?cè)嗽?/p>
一天晚上，在瘋?cè)嗽豪铮粋€(gè)病人說：“我是拿破侖!”另一個(gè)說：“你怎么知道?”第一個(gè)人說：“上帝對(duì)我說的!”一會(huì)兒，一個(gè)聲音從另一個(gè)房間傳來：“我沒說!”
關(guān)于兩人英語(yǔ)對(duì)話小笑話篇四
a great man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名偉人
老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎? 學(xué)生：當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹?，還沒有人活到400多歲。
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