兩個(gè)人的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
兩個(gè)人的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
英語(yǔ)是一種語(yǔ)言工具，學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)的最終目標(biāo)就是能利用這種工具與別人自由流暢的交流。小編精心收集了兩個(gè)人的英語(yǔ)笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
兩個(gè)人的英語(yǔ)笑話篇1
Sam and a priest are driving one day and by a freak accident，have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished，but amazingly，neither Sam nor the cleric has a scratch on.
一天，山姆和一個(gè)神父都在開車，發(fā)生了一起反常的事故，他們倆的車頭對(duì)頭猛撞到一起。兩輛車全毀了，但是意外的是倆個(gè)人都毫發(fā)未傷。
After the crawl out of their cars，Sam sees the priest’s collar and says，"So you’re a priest. I am Sam. Just look at our cars. There is nothing left, yet we are here unhurt. This must be a sign from God!”
他們從各自的車?yán)锱莱鰜?lái)后，山姆看到神父的領(lǐng)子說(shuō):“原來(lái)你是神父，我叫山姆?？纯次覀兊能?，全完了。然而我們還在這里，沒(méi)有受傷。這一定是上帝的旨意!”
Sam is looking at his car and exclaims, "And look at this! Here’s another miracle! My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine did not break. Surely，God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate our good fortune.”
山姆看著他的車說(shuō):“快來(lái)看看這兒，還有一個(gè)奇跡!我的車全毀了，但這瓶酒還沒(méi)有碎。上帝肯定是想讓我們喝掉它來(lái)慶祝我們的好運(yùn)。
The priest nods in agreement. Sam hands the bottle to the priest，who drinks half of the bottle and hands the bottle back to Sam. Sam takes the bottle and immediate1y puts the cap on，then hands it back to the priest. The priest，baffled, asks，"Aren’t you having any，Sam?” Sam replies, "Nah...I think I'll wait for the police.”
神父點(diǎn)頭同意了。山姆把酒交給神父，神父喝了一半然后又把酒還給山姆。他接過(guò)酒瓶迅速把瓶蓋蓋上，又把它給了神父。神父不解地問(wèn):“難道你不喝嗎?山姆?”山姆回答:“嗯，我想我還是等著警察來(lái)吧。”
兩個(gè)人的英語(yǔ)笑話篇2
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD)，the FBI，and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
洛杉磯警察局、聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局和中央情報(bào)局都在盡力證明他們?cè)谧ゲ蹲锓阜矫媸亲詈玫?。總統(tǒng)決定考驗(yàn)他們一次。他往森林里放了一只兔子，每一方都得抓住它。
The C1A goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
中央情報(bào)局進(jìn)了森林。他們?cè)谏掷锊紳M了動(dòng)物密探，他們質(zhì)問(wèn)所有的植物和礦石目擊者。進(jìn)行了三個(gè)月的廣泛調(diào)查之后，他們宣布兔子根本不存在。
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest，killing everything in it，including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局進(jìn)人了森林。兩個(gè)星期后仍然沒(méi)有進(jìn)展，最后他們燒了森林，殺死了里面所有的一切，包括那只兔子，并且他們沒(méi)有為此而道歉。
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay! Okay! I am a rabbit! I am a rabbit!”
洛杉磯警察局進(jìn)人了森林。兩個(gè)小時(shí)后他們帶著一只被打得遍體鱗傷的黑熊走出來(lái)。這只熊喊著:“好吧，好吧!我是只兔子!我是只兔子!”
兩個(gè)人的英語(yǔ)笑話篇3
A deaf couple checks into a motel very late at night. Upon moving into their assigned room, they go to bed. But in the middle of the night, the woman has a headache，so she goes into the bathroom for aspirin. But she finds none，and remembers that the bottle of aspirin is still in the car. Afraid to go out alone at night, she awakens her husband and asks him to go and get the aspirin from the car. The very groggy husband puts on his robe and toddles wearily outside. He finds the bottle of aspirin in the car's glove compartment, and gets ready to go back to the room when he realizes something: he can’t remember which room was his
一對(duì)耳聾的夫婦在深夜住進(jìn)了一間汽車旅館。一進(jìn)了定好的房間他們就躺下睡了。但等到半夜，妻子覺(jué)得頭疼，于是就到衛(wèi)生間找阿司匹林?？墒撬龥](méi)有找到，這時(shí)她想起來(lái)在車上還有一瓶。她不敢深夜獨(dú)自出去，于是就叫醒她的丈夫，讓他出去從車上拿那瓶阿司匹林。晃晃悠悠的丈夫穿上睡袍，東倒西歪地走出門外。他在汽車儀表盤的貯物箱里找到了阿司匹林，當(dāng)他準(zhǔn)備回房間時(shí)，他想不起來(lái)到底哪間才是他的房間。
He thinks and thinks and then gets an idea. He opens the car again and honks the steering wheel horn several times. Within a minute，all the motel’s windows lighten up--except one window, and of course, he makes for the room with that window.
他想來(lái)想去，最后想出了一個(gè)主意。他打開車門然后按起了喇叭。不到一分鐘，整個(gè)汽車旅館里除了一間還黑著燈，所有的窗戶都亮了。當(dāng)然，因此他找到了自己的房間。
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