關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)笑話
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)笑話
笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創(chuàng)造性的語(yǔ)言形式,其主要功能是調(diào)侃、娛樂(lè)或諷刺。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯里了!
服務(wù)員：別擔(dān)心，先生，不是很燙!
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
服務(wù)員：茶或咖啡?先生。
第一個(gè)顧客：我要茶
第二個(gè)顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的!
服務(wù)員：兩杯茶，哪個(gè)要干凈的杯子?
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
uncle: how did jim do in his history examination?
舅舅：吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎么樣?
mother: oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
母親：唉，糟透了?？稍捰终f(shuō)回來(lái)，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問(wèn)一些這個(gè)可憐的孩子出生前的事兒。
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
teacher: george, go to the map and find north america.
george: here it is!
teacher: correct. now, class, who discovered america?
class: george!
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