短篇英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)帶翻譯
短篇英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)帶翻譯
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短篇英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)帶翻譯：錯(cuò)獻(xiàn)殷勤 Not Funny
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess.
At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones."
"To sit next to you," he replied gallantly, "would cause any man to lose his appetite."
在一次晚餐聚會(huì)上，一位靦腆的年輕人一直在冥思苦想對(duì)女主人說(shuō)一些好聽(tīng)的話(huà)。
機(jī)會(huì)終于來(lái)了，女主人轉(zhuǎn)向他說(shuō)：“瓊斯先生，您今晚的飯量太小了。”
“坐在您身邊，”他殷勤的說(shuō)道，“任何男人都會(huì)失去胃口的。”
短篇英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)帶翻譯：好孩子 Good Boy!
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了?”
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.
“你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
“再給你兩分錢(qián)?？赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
"She is the one who sells the candy."
“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的。”
短篇英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)帶翻譯：你爸爸幫你做作業(yè)了嗎?
One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all hissums right.
一天，蒂姆的數(shù)學(xué)老師看了他的作業(yè)，發(fā)現(xiàn)他全做對(duì)了。
The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.
老師很高興，同時(shí)也十分驚訝。
He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. Whathappened? Did your father help you?"
他把蒂姆叫到桌前說(shuō)："蒂姆，你這次的作業(yè)全都做對(duì)了，怎么回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?"
"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim."
"不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做。"
短篇英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)帶翻譯：承諾的結(jié)果
The consequences
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. Whatwere you doing last term?
父親：我曾向你許諾，如果你考試及格就給你買(mǎi)倆小汽車(chē)，可你卻未能做到。你上學(xué)期一直在干什么呀?
Son: I was learning to drive a car.
兒子：我在學(xué)開(kāi)汽車(chē)。
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