關于英文笑話小短文閱讀

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關于英文笑話小短文閱讀

　　近年來,國際間的交流日益增多,英語作為一種交流工具的重要性也日益凸顯,英語學習便走進了小學生的課堂，不少老師喜歡用英語笑話短文來作為教學的素材。學習啦小編分享關于英文笑話小短文，希望可以幫助大家!

　　關于英文笑話小短文：她寧愿買一件禮物

　　She's rather buy a gift

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

　　Mom pondered that idea and then replied, "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　關于英文笑話小短文：The lucky cat

　　"Father," said Jim, running into the drawing-room, "there's a big black cat in the dining-room."

　　"Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky."

　　"This one is, he's just had your dinner!"

　　關于英文笑話小短文：我也是So would I

　　A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.

　　"So would I," said the tactless clerk.

　　關于英文笑話小短文：聰明的馬A smart horse

　　There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing, and his horse immediately galloped five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.

　　"That's a pretty smart horse," the farmer's friend later observed.

　　"Well, he's not really so smart," the farmer said. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"