初中英語(yǔ)笑話
初中英語(yǔ)笑話
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經(jīng)典初中英語(yǔ)笑話篇1
A Physics Examination
Once in a physics examination，Nick finished the first question very soon，while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: when it thunders why do we see the lightning first，then hear the thunder rolls
Nick’s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試
在一次物理考試中當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問(wèn)題。
這個(gè)問(wèn)題是:為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽(tīng)到雷聲?
尼克的回答是:因?yàn)檠劬υ谇?，耳朵在后?/p>
經(jīng)典初中英語(yǔ)笑話篇2
Englishman
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It’s simply that my room is on fire."
一個(gè)英國(guó)人
一天晚上，一個(gè)英國(guó)人從他住的旅店房間里走出來(lái)。來(lái)到走廊上，叫旅店的服務(wù)員給他拿一杯水來(lái)。服務(wù)員按他的要求做了。英國(guó)人回到了他的房間里，幾分鐘后 他又來(lái)到走廊上，讓服務(wù)員再給他送一杯水。服務(wù)員又給他送了一杯水。每隔幾分鐘。英國(guó)人就走出房間重復(fù)他的要求。 半小時(shí)之后.這位感到驚訝的服務(wù)員決定問(wèn)問(wèn)房客要這些水干什么，英國(guó)人不謊不忙地回答：”沒(méi)什么.只不過(guò)是我的房間里起火了。"
經(jīng)典初中英語(yǔ)笑話篇3
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
一天，小女孩從學(xué)校回到家里，對(duì)媽媽說(shuō)：“媽媽?zhuān)裉煸趯W(xué)校里我因?yàn)橐患覜](méi)有做的事情而受到懲罰。”
媽媽激動(dòng)地說(shuō)：“那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對(duì)了，你沒(méi)有做過(guò)的那件事是什么?”
小女孩回答說(shuō)：“我的家庭作業(yè)。”
經(jīng)典初中英語(yǔ)笑話篇4
An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in
prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden.
He wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"
At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.
Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
一個(gè)老人獨(dú)居在北愛(ài)爾蘭，他的獨(dú)生子正在坐牢。老人想在花園里種些土豆，但不知道誰(shuí)可以幫忙把泥土翻松。他寫(xiě)信想兒子提及此事，兒子回信說(shuō)道：“看在上帝的面上，千萬(wàn)不要翻松花園的泥土，我把槍埋在那兒了。”
第二天凌晨4點(diǎn)，一隊(duì)英國(guó)士兵出現(xiàn)在老人家中，在花園把土地翻遍，但并沒(méi)有找到任何槍支。”
老人寫(xiě)信告訴兒子這件奇怪的事情，問(wèn)到底發(fā)生了什么事情，下一步應(yīng)該怎么做。
兒子回信道：“你只管種土豆好了。”
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