初二好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
初二好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
民間笑話是一種根植于日常生活的美學(xué)形態(tài)。笑話產(chǎn)生于日常生活語(yǔ)境之中,以消遣和娛樂(lè)為目的,由普通民眾創(chuàng)造、表演和欣賞。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的初二好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
初二好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇一
A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.
有一名男子走近一家熟食店，在吃午餐的柜臺(tái)旁選了一個(gè)位置。
"Give me corned beef sandwich,"he ordered.
他點(diǎn)餐時(shí)說(shuō)：“給我來(lái)個(gè)腌牛肉三明治。”
"Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu,but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it,like our midnight Special."
"菜單上沒(méi)有腌牛肉三 明治，但是我可以給你一個(gè)里面有腌牛肉的三明治，像是我們的午夜特餐。”
"What's a Midnight Special?"
“午夜特餐是什么?”
"A triple decker with corned beef,tongue,bologna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pockle andmayonnaise,on toasted raisin bread."
“有三層，里面是腌牛肉、牛舌、熏香腸、蕃茄、萵苣、 洋蔥、腌泡菜，還有美乃滋的三層烤葡萄干面包。…
"Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it tome on a plate?"
"你可不可以在兩片白面包中間只放一片腌牛肉，裝在一個(gè)盤(pán)子上端給我吃?”
"Why,sure!"Then,turning to the sandwich man ,
“哦，當(dāng)然可以。啦!”接著他就轉(zhuǎn)向制作三明治的人，
he sang out:"One Midnighet Special.Make it one deck,hold thetongue,bolgna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pickle and mayonnaise,and make the raisin breadwhite,untoasted!"
大聲喊出：“一個(gè)午夜特餐。把它做一層就好，里面不要加牛著、熏香腸、蕃茄、萵苣、洋蔥、腌泡菜和美乃滋，把葡萄干面包做成白面包，不要烤!”
初二好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇二
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW,
有一位律師打開(kāi)他的 BMW 座車(chē)車(chē)門(mén)，
when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely.
當(dāng)時(shí)剛好有一輛車(chē)子突然駛來(lái)撞上車(chē)門(mén)，而且把它完全給扯了下來(lái)。
When the police arrived at the scene,the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage tohis precious BMW.
當(dāng)警察到達(dá)現(xiàn)場(chǎng)的時(shí)候，這名律師正在對(duì)他的昂貴BMW座車(chē)所受到的損害，痛苦地抱怨不已。他滿腹牢騷的向警察嘀咕說(shuō)：
"Officer,look what they've done to my BMW",he whined.
“警官，你瞧瞧他們對(duì)我的 BMW所干的好事啦!”
"You lawyers are so materialistic,you make me sick!!!"retorted the officer,
這名警官卻回嘴說(shuō)，“ 你們這些律師實(shí)在太唯物主義了，你真讓我覺(jué)得惡心!”
"You're so worried about your stuid BMW that you didn't even notice that your left arm wasripped off!!!"
“你竟然這么擔(dān)心你一的笨BMW車(chē)子，卻沒(méi)注意到你的左手臂被扯斷了”
"Oh my God!" replied the lawyer,finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm oncewas,"Where's my Rolex?!"
這名律師最后注意到流著血的左肩膀，也就是他的手臂原先所在之處，他回答說(shuō)：“哦，我的天哪!我的勞動(dòng)士手表在哪里呀?”
初二好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇三
Mother asks her son, "Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candies do you have?"
"Ten." Jim says.
"Then," Mother asks.
"Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn't it right?"
媽媽問(wèn)兒子：“吉姆， 如果你有10塊糖，吃了4塊，那你還有幾塊糖?”
“10塊。”吉姆說(shuō)。
“10塊?”媽媽問(wèn)。
“是的，媽媽。因?yàn)?塊在我的肚子里面，6塊在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不對(duì)嗎?”
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