簡(jiǎn)單的好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話

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　　激發(fā)學(xué)生學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)的濃厚興趣在學(xué)生初學(xué)英語(yǔ)時(shí),可以讓他們閱讀一些通俗易懂、短小精悍的文章,可以是一些英語(yǔ)謎語(yǔ)、英語(yǔ)小故事、英語(yǔ)小笑話,或是英語(yǔ)讀寫等一些書(shū)籍。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的簡(jiǎn)單的好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡(jiǎn)單的好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一

　　It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.

　　正值當(dāng)?shù)馗?jìng)選時(shí)期，候選人到他的區(qū)域的千家萬(wàn)戶登門拜訪。

　　At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?"

　　候選人來(lái)到了一家門口，一個(gè)小男孩開(kāi)了門。“告訴我，年輕人，”候選人問(wèn)道，“你母親是在共和黨還是在民主黨?”

　　"Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."

　　“都不是，”孩子答到，“她在浴室。”

　　簡(jiǎn)單的好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二

　　"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."

　　"啊，可憐的人，"善良的老婦人驚嘆道。"腳瘸就夠慘的了，要是眼瞎就更糟了。"

　　"You're absolutely right," said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the game." When I was blind, people kept giving me foreign coins."

　　"你說(shuō)的一點(diǎn)兒沒(méi)錯(cuò)，"那乞丐說(shuō)。他顯然是乞討老手。"我眼瞎的時(shí)候，人們老是給我外幣。"

　　簡(jiǎn)單的好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三

　　"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."

　　"啊，可憐的人，"善良的老婦人驚嘆道。"腳瘸就夠慘的了，要是眼瞎就更糟了。"

　　"You're absolutely right," said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the game." When I was blind, people kept giving me foreign coins."

　　"你說(shuō)的一點(diǎn)兒沒(méi)錯(cuò)，"那乞丐說(shuō)。他顯然是乞討老手。"我眼瞎的時(shí)候，人們老是給我外幣。"

　　簡(jiǎn)單的好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇四

　　Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.

　　小彼得從操場(chǎng)回到家時(shí)，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。

　　It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."

　　顯然他剛與人惡斗了一番，而且打輸了。父親問(wèn)兒子發(fā)生了什么事。“噢，爸爸，彼得說(shuō)，我向拉里挑起決斗，而且我讓他挑選武器。”

　　"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."

　　“嗯，”父親說(shuō)，“這看上去很公平!”

　　"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"

　　“我知道，但我沒(méi)想到他選擇了他姐姐!”