爆笑英語對話笑話精選超搞笑的

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爆笑英語對話笑話精選超搞笑的

　　笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的爆笑英語對話笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　爆笑英語對話笑話篇一

　　男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(這個(gè)星期六你想跟我出去嗎?)

　　女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個(gè)周末我頭疼。)

　　男：Can I have your name?(直譯：我能有你的名字嗎?)

　　女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (為什么?你不是已經(jīng)有一個(gè)了嗎?)

　　男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)

　　女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科醫(yī)生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)

　　男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能讓你非?？鞓贰?

　　女：Why? Are you leaving?(是嗎?你是說你要離開?)

　　TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

　　GEORGE: Here it is!

　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

　　CLASS: George!

　　TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

　　ELLEN: I is...

　　TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

　　ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

　　TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　CLASS: Big hands!

　　TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

　　TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

　　
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